An' please your honour...
Even most old schoolers recognize more than BA. Schwarber takes a lot of walks, so he has a respectable .337 on base pct. And he has averaged 38 old school home runs and 86 old school RBI per 162 games.
There's a suggestion that Scherzer is in control of the trade, because he can veto any team, if there are multiple bidders he can pick the winner. That would be wild.