Actually, it's because you're a pussy and iortiz is dumber than a box of crayons. Let's call a spade a spade.
We've discussed this Porcello issue ad nauseum, it is what it is. He's a better pitcher than this, and whatever performance issues he's having fall largely on the shoulders of the Red Sox.
I find it hilarious that as much as the whiners on this site like to bash the FO, the one time they have a legitimate reason to do so, they don't, because they're banding behind iortiz' idiotic notion that getting a pitcher who's improved over the past three years at prime age for a below-market number of years is a bad idea. You people seriously need to get your head checked (and some need improvements to their english). That is all.