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  1. 21%? That's the biggest crock of s*** I have ever heard. I competed at 26% BF last year in a couple strength competitions, and was way lighter than Pablo. In fact, I dropped 36 pounds since January, and I'm still above 21% and Pablo is way goddamn fatter than I am. That's making ******** an art form.
  2. He played a slightly below average to decent SS for years. He should be able to keep himself mentally involved in the IF. I get it, some of you don't like Hanley, but Jesus. It's not like he's Fatso Fatsoval.
  3. Not pitchers, but hitters come back from shoulder issues to have positive offensive contributions (Adrian Gonzales, it lingered and sapped his power, but he was definitely providing value) a lot of the time. You're grasping at straws with the offensive bounceback Barry, but the health and defense concerns are real.
  4. Good analysis, Barry. But what makes you think Hanley doesn't bounce back? Other than the usual health concerns, he should be able to at least be a positive offensively.
  5. It is bad luck. It's bad luck there was someone on this organization dumb enough to sign that fat-ass. There's no excuse, all of the warning signs were there.
  6. The only reason to expect improvement from Sandoval is that he can't realistically be any worse than last year.
  7. Or they could go right down the middle, win 80+ games and be competitive, but not make the playoffs. Like the dude from fangraphs said, it's not black and white. The range of possible outcomes for the Red Sox is enormous.
  8. I wouldn't be surprised if Jacko's real name was something like "Barry". Would explain a lot.
  9. Power tools and lesbians? Is there an innuendo here I'm not getting?
  10. What did gay people ever do to you?
  11. Austin can't wrestle either because of his neck. The problem isn't lack of talent, it's how boring and predictable creative has gotten. So much potential for a monster heel faction with the Wyatts, and they refuse to put Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose because they're fat and small respectively. Owens might be the best worker in the company right now. KO vs AJ plz.
  12. A lot lesser degree. And Pablo deserves the flak he's getting.
  13. He'll suck either way.
  14. I know I know, and it was reclassified too, but I needed a Uranus joke to keep the chain going.
  15. Like Bartolo Colon after a workout, or like Uranus when it found out it was no longer a planet?
  16. They needed to do something. I'm just not sure this was it.
  17. They're certainly the butt of a lot of doctor related jokes though.
  18. It wasn't meant as a zinger, just the general nature of his typical attempts to create a story where there isn't one, like bad reporters. Had I wanted it to be a zinger, I would have included something about his unsuccesful foray into proctology.
  19. "The media"? I saw McAdam and there was nothing eventful regarding Hanley other than some ribbing from Pedroia. Other than that, it's mostly been pieces about his dropping weight. Stick to being a doctor please.
  20. But Vasquez is the one rehabbing from TJS, and he already had a setback, citing elbow pain.
  21. As soon as 2014 Ramirez was diving all over the IF as a starting SS, but suddenly, because jung didn't see him dive in 2015 for some reason (I did, on the road, it was not pretty) then suddenly we can conclude he's not going to be diving while playing 1B. I don't even know where to begin deconstructing this ridiculous statement, and the buttload of logical falacies. In fact, here it is: Hanley dives, looks like Left tackle playing OF, jung is exposed for making stuff up
  22. Please stop making s*** up.
  23. That's both reprehensively racist and absolutely hilarious at the same time. Also, cumbia is from Colombia, Fatso Fatsoval is Venezuelan.
  24. I was about to ask the same thing.
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