Hahahahahahaha!
Let's all have a laugh at the perceived sarcasm and homerism.
The fact is that while Lowrie has the tools to be a very solid MLB player, he has an injury to one of the most complex areas of the human skeletal system. Familiarity with human physiology and anatomy enable one to understand this.
I'd love to see him recover from his ills. But I can see that it is not a certainty. If he demonstrates durability and strenght from the left side of the plate, he may have future in the bigs. If not, well, he has a degree from Stanford, I believe.