Holy crap Fred. By all means avoid sharp objects.
I'm not going to hit the panic button. I've been watching this team for 48 years and have seen slow starts too many times to think that the season is lost at this point.
I just read an article on BDC that pointed out that between May 3 and May 14, 2013, the Sox went 2-9.
Slumps are part of the game. This team has a bunch of talent. I see no reason why they won't start playing .600+ ball at sometimes this spring.