I will never be as cool as any of my grandparents.
Grandpa 1: Worked on an experimental submarine and bowled a 300.
Grandma 1: Drove a camaro and smoked a carton of Merits a week while in her late 60's.
Grandpa 2: Crashed an airplane in WW2 and married Grandma 2.
Grandma 2: Badass noted previously.
Here I am, just doing yardwork and growing a stupid beard.