Where did I say that I would give both guys for Willis? I don't believe that I said that, but now that you mention it, I'd do it if Fla would. Cabrera also can play the OF. It would be a pretty formidable lineup to have Marte and Cabrera plus Uggla.
BTW: It's funny how you set up a straw man (not based on any of my statements) and then you attempt to knock it down. What is even funnier is how bad you are at it.
Edit: Imagine a rotation of Schilling, Pedro, Beckett, Willis. It gives me chills
The lineup could have been Damon, Loretta, Ortiz, Manny, Nixon, Youklis, Lowell, Varitek, Gonzo
Oh what a team! And it could have been if the FO wasn't so busy outsmarting itself and going into a self-absorbed hissy fit this past of-season.