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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    I distinctly recall thinking before the season started that there was no way my life could possibly get worse. Right now I have three or four things in my life that I actually wake up for. Cigarettes, baseball, Star Trek, and one other thing I won't detail due to it being illegal. Between money issues and the Sox being terrible it's down to one. I wish I could sit down to listen to a game and feel like there is even the slightest chance they will win.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Just a fitting end to this day.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Also it's Candace Bergen's birthday. Make of that what you will. John Brown's, too, a man who is too often overlooked in Civil War History.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    It's a good thing. If not for the personal problems derailing his career, he'd probably be a motherf***ing Yankee right now.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Come on Red Sox, don't disappoint me. Today is my birthday, and also Billy Joel's birthday. You don't want to piss either of us off.
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    I was being serious. I have actually quit drinking. Not planning on starting again.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    I picked a bad season to quit drinking.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Summary Judgementalbrooks Will Middlebrooks No Delay
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    Heavy Metalbrooks Stuck in the Middlebrooks Bette Midlerbrooks
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Time to start thinking of puns on Middlebrooks. Sigh.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Just a heads up, be very careful. Piano wire can go from strangling to garroting with very little difference in pressure. I won't even use the stuff again, that should tell you how careful you need to be. Wear gloves.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    That's only because they were all such terrible actresses.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    It helped the family of the guy Donte Stallworth killed. Helped them so much they didn't even need him to go to jail for too long.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    As for the dark humor, I have no problem with it. I am a dark humor man myself.
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    A team with way too many players going on the DL signing Mark Prior is like...a...I... I can't even come up with an amusing simile. This is just awfully stupid. Mark Prior can't even high-five someone without shattering his clavicle.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    5 against the Rays, 4 against the Tigers, 3 against the Phillies? Yeah. Cake.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Also, I hate Nick Punto. I miss Nick Green. That guy was cool.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Good game so far! Just got home from my first day of work. Even with one arm mangled I'm still a better line cook than most of the people there with two. Boo-yah!
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    All signs Punto this being a bad offseason acquisition.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    You're right. He would have waited until someone told him she was down there.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    It's true. The other day my neice fell into the swimming pool. I thought to myself, "what would Tito do?", so I left her in there until she was purple and then sent my quadriplegic uncle to pull her out. They both drowned. The press conference was awful.
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  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Gardenhire is invoking the 7-run rule.
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