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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Trevor's chance for the Gold Glove just went *Plouffe*
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Final line on the Rockies-Pirates game: Rockies: 3 hits, 2 runs Pirates: 9 hits, 1 run
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Why did you join this forum? If you hate us, stay on the Yankees forums. You remind me of one of my ex-girlfriends. She always made sure to tell me, and everyone else, how much she loathed me and why, but at least once or twice a month she'd end up sleeping with me. She eventually, after almost a year of that, admitted that she still cared about me and didn't hate me, but was just angry at me. Just come around to the fact that your need to announce that you hate the Red Sox fans on a Red Sox message board that you joined of your own free will truly means that you are a closet Red Sox fan who is too afraid of ridicule to come out in the open. Like a gay man who spends all of his time trying to convince everyone that he hates gay people.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    What's the usual foul tip for an umpire nowadays? 20 percent?
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Alright, I'm leaving. Be back soon to see the final score.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    They scored 8 runs in an inning, if the Sox can do that twice they're golden!
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, dogs suffer from a critical lack of opposable thumbs. I found that out the hard way when I asked mine to hold the steering wheel steady while I looked for something in the glove box. The police were not understanding of the situation at all. My pleas of victimization at the hands of mammalian evolution went unheeded.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Falling...with style! Okay, just kidding, it's called losing horribly and without any style at all.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm leaving. Maybe if I'm gone the Sox will pull off a spectacular comeback. I'll be back in half an hour.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    This is beyond ridiculous.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Don't worry, when I finally work up the nerve it's going to be much less messy. Besides, I know if I went through a woodchipper you guys would just be in pieces over it.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Trust me when I tell you that handing all of your weapons to your wife/girlfriend doesn't exactly guarantee your safety.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    One quick 14-run homer and we're right back in this thing. If someone taps home plate 14 times, do you think the umpires will count it?
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    I don't know. Pumpsiegreen, are you going to or not?
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    Wow, another out. Justin Thomas is my new favorite Red Sox player. I never want to see Melancon again.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Baseball is pretty much the only reason I get up in the morning and the only reason I haven't fed myself into a woodchipper, and the Red Sox are making a very good case for me to go through with it anyways. If they're still playing like this at the ASB, look for me on the news.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm pretty sure that's what Melancon thought he was pitching in a few minutes ago.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    Most people don't even remember that the Orioles actually led that game 3-0 at one point. The hilarious part is, because Wes Littleton came in at 6-3 and pitched the rest of the game, he got a save.
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    He's at Fenway Park. He should just have some of the nachos.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Melancon is out. Good, we don't want the game to get out of hand or anything.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    I've been trying to come up with a Melancon/melancholy pun that doesn't seem forced for almost three minutes now, but this is just so sad I can't even do it. I just want to buy the guy a drink and then let him run around the parking lot for a few minutes before shooting him.
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  25. Youk Of The Nation
    That guy waited outside my house for three hours to get my autograph. It took three hours for me to come out because I was having sex with his girlfriend.
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