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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    I wish. Then I'd be able to send back bacon at a diner without the waitress shooting me a look usually reserved for people you catch mouth-f***ing your sister. (Though, in all fairness, there is at least one waitress at a restaurant in my town who actually did catch me...well, sufficient to say I no longer patronize that particular diner. They had chewy bacon anyways.)
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    But right now it's a pun that works on more than one level. If I changed it to that it'd just be...nothing. I am a man who prides himself on attention to detail when it comes to language, and especially when it comes to wordplay. To change this masterpiece of a username would be the same as drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa, or poking God himself in the eye. This username is very important to me. Women love it. I'm constantly getting Private Messages from the women on this board, fawning over how clever I am and how attractive my facility with language makes me. The guys at the FedEx store are so used to packages of panties from VA that they have an entire locker set aside for me.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    I hate Colby Lewis nearly as much as I hate undercooked bacon. And I really, really hate undercooked bacon. Also, AIDS. So I guess...uh, Undercooked bacon, Colby Lewis, AIDS, in that order.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    By the way, look at it this way. Youk could be worse. He could be Jason Repko.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Everyone should watch the episode of Deep Space Nine where they play baseball against a team of Vulcans. I think most of you would enjoy it, regardless of whether or not you like Star Trek.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    I can't imagine Youk not being on the team. What would I do about my username? I can't go around looking ridiculous like CocosDisciples.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    I'd kill myself, but considering my luck I'd probably miss and shoot David Ortiz in the foot.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    It depends. A grade-school boys team, no. A high-school senior or college girls team, yes.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    I guess I shouldn't have made the GT. I should have realized that my s***** life would bring down the Sox's luck. Oops.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    In case anyone doesn't get it (and if you don't, then I don't want to be your friend), the Buffalo Bills went to four consecutive Super Bowls and lost them all. The Rangers are halfway to being the Bills of the MLB and I find that absolutely hilarious. Also, go Red Sox. Jon Lester vs. Colby Lewis. It's been a while since I used any of my own mojo so I'm trying a new one here. NERD MOJO! http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5735/345449-vlcsnap_00049_super.jpg
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    I love this. Ross looks good, Aviles looks solid, Doubront is pitching well, the rotation in general looks fine, and Ortiz is playing like the Ortiz of 4-5 seasons ago. This could be fun.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    ...and apparently he was sent back in the time it took me to make a dozen puns on his last name. Lincredible.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Linteresting move. I was lining towards hoping they did this because they obviously need at linst one more outfielder. I don't know a lint about this guy, but from what I hear on this site it seems like he's either loved or hated already. Lints see how he does before we start hating on him, though. Lit will be interesting to see if the rest of the lineup can produce consistlintly to offset the offensive drop from losing Ellsbury. Lin general, bad or good I think the Sox can keep up until Ells is back. The question is will this guy help them lin games or just kind of exist.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    Grand Slam time, Gonzalez!
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    Aviles if the Red Sox are finally coming together.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    I only listen to games on the radio, I love it so much more than TV. Unfortunately I have no radio right now so I'm using Gameday. Also, how the f*** do you walk Darnell McDonald this many times in a series.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    More like De La Luna, AMIRIGHT Okay, let's go Sox.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    No. No, you really don't
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Badenhop again. I have a good feeling about this
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    This has been a very long game. Almost two hours now and not quite half over.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    He was stealing the base and then suddenly got the urge to breakdance. It could happen to anyone. Luckily he changed his mind and decided to continue playing baseball
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Ohh, pitching around Aviles to get to Pedroia. Good move! Don't want to get burned by Aviles.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Sweeney is proving to be a pleasant surprise. I feel much better about having him on the roster for the OF than Cameron or Nava
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    Damn Saltalamacchia. Papelbon would have gotten at least a double.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Aviles worried about Mike after today.
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