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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Boone said he thought the team had a lot of good at-bats. I guess now we know what the problem with the Yankees was last night: their manager was off watching some other game.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    Rick Porcello should get a Nobel Prize in physics for keeping a Red Sox-Yankees game under three hours. There's no way he didn't tamper with the fabric of space-time to make that happen. 86 pitches? Are you kidding me? That's like four at-bats in a typical game between these two teams.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Thunder mojo is unstoppable.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    All of these runs, three HRs by Pearce, and all I can think is "Brian Johnson struck out 11 in 5 innings." How? Like, really, how?!
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    A little disappointed in the double play. Not too much, because they're still winning by a lot, but I would have loved for them to put 20 runs up.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    The big Yankees board is going absolutely insane right now. It's one of the most entertaining things I've ever read. Doom and gloom and even more unnecessary negativity than our gamethreads. I'm going to read the entire thing.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Your misery nourishes me. Let the tears flow and water the gardens of my triumph.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    Steve Pearce is a pretty cool dude.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Closing the barn door after the horses have set the place on fire and trampled the other animals to death.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    I've said it a couple times before; Sonny Gray is my favorite Red Sox player. The Yankees are 10-11 in his starts. If they replaced him at the beginning of the season with the number 4 guy from almost any MLB rotation they'd probably be in a tie for first. Sonny Gray is the best.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    Schoop, O’Day, and Gausman all gone. The Orioles are a few hours away from stripping all the copper wiring and pipes from Camden Yards and scrapping it for beer money
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Oops, yeah. Forgot he was there first!
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    So I was idly watching highlights on MLB video and I caught the Angels walkoff from a few days ago. Their radio announcer's call was "Drive home safely". Except he shouted it, with punctuation. "DRIVE! HOME! SAFELYYYYY!". That has to be the most anemic walkoff call anyone has ever shouted. Absolutely lame. It's barely a step above "FLY BALL DEEP TO LEFT....BACK...BACK...AAAAAAAND PLEASE EXIT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND DISPOSE OF ALL TRASH IN MARKED RECEPTACLES, THANK YOU FOR VISITING OUR STADIUM!"
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    You'd think so, wouldn't you?
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    Just get through this inning so we can get to JBJ's walk off home run already. Geez.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    The Sox did develop a starter with even better talent, then after a few years of success they traded him to the Cubs.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    In this alternate universe, you are the General Manager equivalent of Leonardo Da Vinci, while the other 29 teams are headed by lobotomized frat boys whom you can distract by jangling your car keys.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    As a Red Sox fan, I'm really going to miss Chasen Shreve
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Just saw a stat on NESN. Sox are 41 games over .500 for the first time since September 27, 1946. So not only did they reach a point they haven’t been at since WW2, they did it almost two full months earlier.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    I thought Matt Belisle disincorporated into his constituent atoms and was carried away by the wind like five years ago.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Best case scenario, amputation at the elbow. Worst case, it becomes infected with a new strain of bacteria that leads to the first real-life zombie outbreak, and Judge is shot down by the New York National Guard while trying to eat tourists at Coney Island.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Exactly, Cora's style is BS. That's why the Sox lost this game, and also why they're lagging far behind every other MLB team in terms of wins. Seriously, the Sox are not going to win every game they play. I understand being frustrated when they lose, but this sky-is-falling pen-is-crap starters-are-crap lineup-is-crap stuff every time they lose a game (which has not been that often this season, in case anyone hasn't noticed by now) is getting really old.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    And sometimes you play dead and it just viciously mauls you and cripples you for life before lumbering away to f*** up someone else's day. This is a good metaphor for choosing between Pomeranz and Kelly.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    I know, it's awesome. Makes me feel absolutely warm and fuzzy inside. Just the words "The Yankees keep losing to the Rays and Orioles" feels like getting paid 1000 dollars an hour to eat ice cream in a pile of puppies on a perfect spring day.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Groin injury is code for "he was playing very badly and dogged it up the line, so someone in the clubhouse kicked him in the balls".
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