TheRivernator, your family is from Jersey, correct? Now, shut the f*** up.
"How can I stand living in America's trash can, you ask? I use these life-saving tips!"
Step one:
When in New Jersey, make sure you ALWAYS carry a clothspin. You owe it to your nostrils.
Step two:
To survive in New Jersey, being extreme is a must. I, for one, am very extreme. For instance, this milk expired yesterday, but I'm so extreme that I am going to drink it right now.
http://img53.echo.cx/img53/7461/newjersey6eh.jpg
P.S. TheRivernator: The Yankees still suck. If I live in Texas, it doesn't make a difference from the fact that Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera are pussies.