Two at-bats?
Seriously, two freaking at-bats?
Did you really use two-freaking at-bats?
No, you didn't. No one is that st......
WHAT
THE
f***
???
TWO FREAKING AT-BATS????
I'd show you that Eric Byrnes is a terrible hitter against RHP, but what's the point.
f*** you.
Seriously.
How is Eric Byrnes' grit going to help the Red Sox going to score runs? David Eckstein is gritty, but he is an average SS. John Mabry eats dirt, but he is a terrible ball player. How is Byrnes' CLUTCH TUFF N GRIT going to help the Red Sox score runs?
He's average at best, at these things.
Hit 500 foot laser beams, like the one five minutes ago.
Do you have any idea how absurd it is to use sample sizes, that small?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/r/ramirma02.shtml
This guy is batting .200
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/soriaal01.shtml
This guy is hitting .250
http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/pujolal01.shtml
This guy is under .180
f*** you, and your small sample sizes.