July 19: Red Sox (Pivetta) @ Blue Jays (Stripling)

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Have yourself a good game, Kike.

[iortiz]

Kike is crushing the ball lol

[TylerD]

Kike!!!!!!!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Why do you have to s*** in my corn flakes?

 

 

It's more healthy than bananas.

[oldtimer]

Another Jays pitcher with 33. That makes 5 in the game and 4 with 30 or more and 3 innings to go.

[TylerD]

It's more healthy than bananas.

 

Ummmm I beg to differ. Poop is gross.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Nice play by Kike. He's just a hell of a ballplayer. Credit to Bloom.

[moonslav59]

Oh stop it. There’s maybe a few percent chance we get him.

 

Why would you want that?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Ummmm I beg to differ. Poop is gross.

 

True, but bananas are loaded with sugar.

[TylerD]

Why would you want that?

 

Because we need pitching badly and he’s very very good. Pitching wins titles. No inconsistent offenses like we have.

[TylerD]

True, but bananas are loaded with sugar.

 

But what if you ate a bunch of sugar…. Wouldn’t your poop be sugary?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Why is it that most left-handed batters have lovely swings? Is it because they're going against the earth's rotation? Something I'd heard many years ago.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

But what if you ate a bunch of sugar…. Wouldn’t your poop be sugary?

 

Good question, scholar Tyler. I'll have to get back to you on that one. But, personally, I do like bananas.

[iortiz]

Glad to see we didn’t wear the blue navy jersey tonight.

 

I like the gray one more on the road.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Because we need pitching badly and he’s very very good. Pitching wins titles. No inconsistent offenses like we have.

 

This is strictly theoretical. Would you trade the SOX #1 pick, Mayer, for Scherzer?

[Tedballgame]

Nice to see Pivetta pitching into the 7th. Defense is letting him down this inning though.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

This is strictly theoretical. Would you trade the SOX #1 pick, Mayer, for Scherzer?

 

Btw, Moon, is there a value assigned to the #1 prospect in the draft?

[Tedballgame]

This is strictly theoretical. Would you trade the SOX #1 pick, Mayer, for Scherzer?

 

Nooooooooooo Waaaaaaay!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Nooooooooooo Waaaaaaay!

 

 

I agreeeeeeeee!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Sawamura says "I like dry baseballs."

[oldtimer]

Good by Cora to get sawamura into the the game. Two pitches is all it took

[moonslav59]

Btw, Moon, is there a value assigned to the #1 prospect in the draft?

 

Not on BTV.

[moonslav59]

This is strictly theoretical. Would you trade the SOX #1 pick, Mayer, for Scherzer?

 

Not for 5 Scherzers.

 

Seriously. Not 5.

[TylerD]

Good question, scholar Tyler. I'll have to get back to you on that one. But, personally, I do like bananas.

Lmao. Even so I don’t want to eat your poop

[TylerD]

This is strictly theoretical. Would you trade the SOX #1 pick, Mayer, for Scherzer?

 

Well no. Would we have to do that?

 

Also if Scherzer was young I would. But not at 36. Maybe has three years left in his arm.

[moonslav59]

Lmao. Even so I don’t want to eat your poop

 

Reminds me of the joke about someone going ape s*** and bananas, and they both being the same thing.

[moonslav59]

Shut out for two innings. This team can't hit!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Lmao. Even so I don’t want to eat your poop

 

A wise decision. According to Wikipedia, poop has no nutritional value. I learn so much from Wikipedia, even if a lot of it isn't factual.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Reminds me of the joke about someone going ape s*** and bananas, and they both being the same thing.

 

Thanks, Moon. I knew there was a connection.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Well no. Would we have to do that?

 

Also if Scherzer was young I would. But not at 36. Maybe has three years left in his arm.

 

The point is that whoever goes after him will have to give up a lot. I just hope it isn't the Yankems, the Jays or the Rays.