Game Thread - 08/01 - Sox (Godley) @ Stanks (Tanaka)

[TylerD]

Please win

 

Oilers lost. I can’t take anymore losing

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Please win

 

Oilers lost. I can’t take anymore losing

 

I guarantee a win. Tanaka will get taknockedaround tanight.

Edited August 1, 2020 by SPLENDIDSPLINTER

[TylerD]

I guarantee a win. Tanaka will get taknockedaround tanight.

 

I like the optimism my man!!

[Thunder]

Gotta love the OG Fox theme song. Win. Dance. Repeat

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Horse Feathers.

[TylerD]

We’re losing

 

I’m shocked.

[Thunder]

Judge is hotter than a fox in a forest fire

[Thunder]

Hey Tzu Wei Lin, your mask goes over your nose too

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

If pitching is 80% of the game, the SOX are 70% short.

[Thunder]

If pitching is 80% of the game, the SOX are 70% short.

 

30% of the time, it works 100% of the time

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'd love to see the Yankems go 20-1 and then have the rest of the season cancelled.

[YastrzemskI]

Horse Feathers.

 

Can’t believe the Sox let horses hit home runs off their pitchers. How does a horse wear cleats anyway? And a baseball uniform? I always thought that a horse is a horse u’course u’course.

[Thunder]

I'd love to see the Yankems go 20-1 and then have the rest of the season cancelled.

 

I hope Girardi and Didi get some revenge this week

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Can’t believe the Sox let horses hit home runs off their pitchers. How does a horse wear cleats anyway? And a baseball uniform? I always thought that a horse is a horse u’course u’course.

 

Except for Mr Ed, he's the only other horse I know of that has the amazing ability to talk.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Btw, pigs are supposed to be smarter than horses, but the SOX pitching staff disproves that fact.

[YastrzemskI]

Btw, pigs are supposed to be smarter than horses, but the SOX pitching staff disproves that fact.

 

Hahaha! Well done.

[YastrzemskI]

I wonder how long it takes for Aaron Judge to brush his teeth with a standard Oral-B.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Triple play, anybody?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Good god-ly.

[TylerD]

Lol. Oh well.

[YastrzemskI]

What a ball club

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Send in the clowns. They're already here.

[vegasbob]

Godley proving that the pigs are plentiful on the Animal farm. Or is it goddamgodley

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I won't be issuing anymore guarantees.

[vegasbob]

I won't be issuing anymore guarantees.

 

I assume "store credit" only

[vegasbob]

Maybe the Sox could declare all games double headers, go 7 innings, give up and rest the bullpen

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Godley proving that the pigs are plentiful on the Animal farm. Or is it goddamgodley

 

 

Arnold Ziffel was my all-time favorite pig.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

POSTPONED appears to be the key word in baseball this season.

[a700hitter]

It bears repeating, Godley is God Awful.

[vegasbob]

I'm living in SoCal and get to see alot of news/radio/tv on the Angels, who may be the only worse result team with decent players than the Red Sox. managed by the other TB and Cub genius, Joe Maddon