Kentucky Derby Postoned

[a700hitter]

It will be held on September 5th.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.courier-journal.com/amp/5056481002

[mvp 78]

Wrong call. They should just let the horses run without jockeys.

[Slasher9]

Horse racing is animal cruelty!

[a700hitter]

Horse racing is animal cruelty!

Those horses get treated better than you.

[Slasher9]

Those horses get treated better than you.

 

hahaha. i was just kidding. i love horse racing.

[mvp 78]

Those horses get treated better than you.

 

If Slasher breaks his leg, are we shooting him?

[a700hitter]

If Slasher breaks his leg, are we shooting him?

He could get shot walking into the wrong neighborhood or at a traffic stop. That doesn’t happen to horses.

[mvp 78]

He could get shot walking into the wrong neighborhood or at a traffic stop. That doesn’t happen to horses.

 

Thank you for supporting gun control.

[notin]

Finally something gets cancelled that I never cared about...

[notin]

If Slasher breaks his leg, are we shooting him?

 

No, but also if he wins a race we are not putting him up for stud either...

[mvp 78]

No, but also if he wins a race we are not putting him up for stud either...

 

If he beats a bunch of horses in a race, I'm definitely doing that.

[Slasher9]

wait....im not down for beastiality.....or getting shot. let's call Slasher a "healthy scratch"......

[mvp 78]

wait....im not down for beastiality.....or getting shot. let's call Slasher a "healthy scratch"......

 

Just wait until I have to nail some metal shoes onto your feet.

[mvp 78]

I'll give you an apple and some carrots afterwards to cheer you up tho.

[Slasher9]

I'll give you an apple and some carrots afterwards to cheer you up tho.

 

hmmmm....apples may be worth more then gold in a few weeks.....

[mvp 78]

hmmmm....apples may be worth more then gold in a few weeks.....

 

My son probably has about 30 apple seeds in his digestive tract. Going to make him dump outside for a while.

[notin]

My son probably has about 30 apple seeds in his digestive tract. Going to make him dump outside for a while.

 

... which will also help you save precious toilet paper...

[notin]

If he beats a bunch of horses in a race, I'm definitely doing that

 

With a horse?

[mvp 78]

With a horse?

 

Undetermined.

[mvp 78]

... which will also help you save precious toilet paper...

 

There are practical uses for palm fronds.

[notin]

Undetermined.

 

Maybe a cute little pony? One he likes?