8/3 @ NY game 2

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Speaking of Dicks, does anyone remember Dick Pole from the early to mid 70's SOX? When he pitched at Fenway, there were 2 Poles on the field. He later was traded to Seattle in their 1st year in the league.

 

Btw, Mr Pole would have been a perfect fit for this year's starting staff.

[Bellhorn04]

Where does Lackey fit into all of it?

 

Make it 1/3 each then.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Judge looks like he’s at least 1/3 horse.

 

He does resemble Carly Simon a little.

[FredLynn]

10 runs. We will need 10 runs to win this game.

[jung]

Sweet move to Taylor Alex. Saving Walden for tomorrow are we?

[FredLynn]

Make it 1/3 each then.

 

No. Because Texiera can actually neigh.

[YastrzemskI]

Where does Lackey fit into all of it?

 

Dude... you’re comparing Lackey’s horse genes to Judge’s?? Come on man.

Judge is legit 1/3 horse.. legit.

[FredLynn]

We lose this and we are six games out in the lost column. So happy the players called a team meeting.

[Station 13]

We lose this and we are six games out in the lost column. So happy the players called a team meeting.

 

do these meeting do anything? Asking for a friend.

[jung]

We lose this and we are six games out in the lost column. So happy the players called a team meeting.

 

Team meeting:

"So how do you like that new set of Miura irons"

[Station 13]

Knowing this is a DH, why wasn't Eovaldi prepared to pitch in it?

[Station 13]

Dude... you’re comparing Lackey’s horse genes to Judge’s?? Come on man.

Judge is legit 1/3 horse.. legit.

 

lackey is 100% equus ferus.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

How's this for motivation? Any SOX pitcher who can get 3 outs with under 20 pitches gets to spend the night with the NESN female. Sadly, I don't know her name, but Slasher thinks she's really hot.

[FredLynn]

Again the Sox fail to advance the runner on second to third with nobody out. Poor fundamental baseball.

[jung]

Holt batting for Chavis. Oh how the mighty have fallen

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Holt batting for Chavis. Oh how the mighty have fallen

 

 

I'll assume the blame for Chavis. I tagged him early on as MC Hammer. That was putting too much pressure on him. Starting now I will call him Mike or Chavis or maybe I won't call him at all.

[jacksonianmarch]

Team meeting:

"So how do you like that new set of Miura irons"

 

you guys are vicious, lol

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Btw, another SOX player the SOX should keep is Holt, because he looks like Matt Damon.

[jacksonianmarch]

Btw, another SOX player the SOX should keep is Holt, because he looks like Matt Damon.

 

How d'ya like them apples

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Has anyone noticed that bad hitters hit into bad luck more than good hitters?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Captain Obvious just advised me that if the SOX lose this game, they will have already lost the season series with the Yankems.

[YastrzemskI]

Here’s my horse...

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Here’s my horse...

 

With Judge and Gardner you have both the head and the ass.

[YastrzemskI]

Here’s my horse...

 

Not a purebred by any means but..

[YastrzemskI]

With Judge and Gardner you have both the head and the ass.

 

Ha!

[YastrzemskI]

I wonder if Judge has gotten Skank fans to fill some seats at the Belmont and the derby.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Ha!

 

And if you throw in Voit, you have that rare horse that has two asses.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The Godfather: "Make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

Consignor: "We can't, Don Corleone. We've already used Judge's head on someone else."

[TylerD]

Where does Lackey fit into all of it?

 

I would take Lackey right now.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I would take Lackey right now.

 

The SOX staff already has 4 lackeys.