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Some girl just walked in here and was relieved I had the game on, so she could watch it while she did homework. Wife material or nah?
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Some girl just walked in here and was relieved I had the game on, so she could watch it while she did homework. Wife material or nah?

 

impregnate her asap

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Some girl just walked in here and was relieved I had the game on, so she could watch it while she did homework. Wife material or nah?

 

Don't let that one get away. You can forgive a lot of her shortcomings for that!

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Some girl just walked in here and was relieved I had the game on, so she could watch it while she did homework. Wife material or nah?

Make here a sandwich and a glass of water, with nice, then walk over and spill the sandwich on her intentionally, then say "whoops, i'm unclutch like clayton Kershaw, want some water?" then just pee on her, trust me, this will work.

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Make here a sandwich and a glass of water, with nice, then walk over and spill the sandwich on her intentionally, then say "whoops, i'm unclutch like clayton Kershaw, want some water?" then just pee on her, trust me, this will work.

 

Dude what

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Make here a sandwich and a glass of water, with nice, then walk over and spill the sandwich on her intentionally, then say "whoops, i'm unclutch like clayton Kershaw, want some water?" then just pee on her, trust me, this will work.

 

You're forgetting that I'm at college and have no access to sandwich making materials at this time of night

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If you can't remember, not only isn't she wife material, but probably not GF material.

 

Well I've seen like 5 girls around that look like her. I can't tell them apart

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You're forgetting that I'm at college and have no access to sandwich making materials at this time of night

 

But the peeing on her is an option?

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No wonder we tend to need to get to bullpens. Pearce crushes a first pitch FB outta' here and what do the rest of them do? Take first pitch FB's right down the pike.
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But the peeing on her is an option?

 

I'm too scared to even talk to women, not to mention urinating on them

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You're forgetting that I'm at college and have no access to sandwich making materials at this time of night

 

 

Subway delivers!

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I'm too scared to even talk to women, not to mention urinating on them

 

I hope you never get so confident that you just walk over to girls and pee on them lol.

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You're forgetting that I'm at college and have no access to sandwich making materials at this time of night
You need to get your act together. You should always have provisions, booze and pot in case of a situation like this.
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adam thielen is pretty good

 

I reall want to watch this game, but this TV doesn't have a remote, so I would have to get up and change the channel manually, so guess I'm not watching it

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I'm too scared to even talk to women, not to mention urinating on them

 

That second part is a good thing. Trust me on that. No girl I ever urinated on wanted to go out with me afterward. Who'd have thought?

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