7/28 vs Twins

[Station 13]

Porcello cannot stay away from the center of the strikezone with an offspeed pitch. His offspeed stuff is quite garbage.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Unless Odoreasy becomes Stinkingeasy, this could be a long night.

[Station 13]

Meanwhile Odorizi is doing everything to hit the outter edge of the strikezone.

[Spudboy]

Porcello is flaccid.

 

Bats need to get going soon and Porcello need to shut these guys down.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Odorizzi just pulled a KOJI on the SOX in that inning,

[fxkatt]

Bad at bat inning for Sox... Odorizzi threw only 6-7 pitches at a moment when he was at 48 after two.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Porcello is flaccid.

 

Bats need to get going soon and Porcello need to shut these guys down.

 

You're asking a lot, Spud.

[Station 13]

Get Nunez off the team.

[Jasonbay44]

Nunez continues to suck. He’s been such a disappointment

[Spudboy]

Nunez continues to suck. He’s been such a disappointment

 

He has indeed.

 

Last year looks like he had a career season. Fools Gold.

 

The guy has a .279 OBP.

 

f*** me.

[d-money]

It pathetic how this team struggles against the twinkies.

[Jasonbay44]

He has indeed.

 

Last year looks like he had a career season. Fools Gold.

 

The guy has a .279 OBP.

 

f*** me.

I expected mediocre defense, but what the hell happened to his bat and speed? He doesn’t even seem like same player.

[oldtimer]

Nunez continues to suck. He’s been such a disappointment

 

Trade talk should still include a FT second baseman. Pedroia ia a pipe dream this year.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Any inning where a pitcher retires the side on 10 pitches or less s/b referred to as a KOJI.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Nunez continues to suck. He’s been such a disappointment

 

The only people who want Nunez playing 2nd is Cora, Nunez, and Nunez's family.

[Jasonbay44]

This a rare sight. Nunez walked!

[Spudboy]

The only people who want Nunez playing 2nd is Cora, Nunez, and Nunez's family.

 

a700 gave us some insight over on the 7/27 game thread.

 

His knee is a problem.

 

Must be Machado's fault!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Thank you, Izzi.

[fxkatt]

Trade talk should still include a FT second baseman. Pedroia ia a pipe dream this year.

 

"Pipe dream" I like that. It was a common phrase in my youth, but have not heard it in some time.

[Jasonbay44]

JBJ shutting the haters the f*** up the last two games.

[cp176]

jackie jackie jackie

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

JBJ! He's more than a glove, at least I think he is.

[Jasonbay44]

Mookie! Tied game!

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

ODORIZZI. Sounds like a shoe insert.

[Spudboy]

Now this is more like it.

 

4-4

 

If Porcello gives it all back next inning I will, will, will......

 

Ah f*** it. Time to fire up a bowl and chill.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Lurking in the #9 hole is the SOX secret weapon. Be afraid; be very afraid.

[d-money]

Poorcello better not f*** this up now.

[Spudboy]

ODORIZZI. Sounds like a shoe insert.

 

Now available at your local Walgreen's. Made by orthopedic specialists Showalter and endorsed by Rex Ryan. The ultimate in adult foot accessories Odorizzi!

[FredLynn]

Now this is more like it.

 

4-4

 

If Porcello gives it all back next inning I will, will, will......

 

Ah f*** it. Time to fire up a bowl and chill.

 

I would have someone up in the pen right now. Porcello doesn't have it again.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Now available at your local Walgreen's. Made by orthopedic specialists Showalter and endorsed by Rex Ryan. The ultimate in adult foot accessories Odorizzi!

 

Hey, Spud, sounds like you have a background in marketing.