4/5 vs. The Incredibly Insincere Ryan Braun

[Youk Of The Nation]

Clay Buchholz makes his first start of the season in the 5-spot, as a precaution due to last year's injury. He squares off against the guy who tripped over his own feet on national television yesterday afternoon. This really shouldn't be a contest. Thanks to a lack of timely hitting, BTR and UN? mojo were scrapped a bit before their time. Now, we are mixing it up and going with YOTN mojo instead, to try and fire off a winning streak of at least six or seven games. I think they can do it. I know they can do it. The Brewers are the fourth-best team in their own division. We don't need to show them what it's like to play a great team, they have to play the Cardinals, Pirates, and Reds 54 times a year. But we can show them what it's like to play the goddamn motherf***ing WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. And what we should show them is that it f***ing hurts. Three Red Sox players will go deep tonight. Buchholz will pitch brilliantly into the 7th inning, and the Sox will win this f***ing game. YOTN mojo is a go.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Turned yesterday off after the 5th. Does Mujica still have those braces? If so that's awful mojo. Edited April 5, 2014 by Jacoby_Ellsbury

[User Name]

The title is great, i must admit.

[Spudboy]

I made note of the standing ovation Braun received in the Brewer's home opener. How stupid!

 

I was happy to see the Fenway crowd boo him heartily yesterday!!!

 

He's a lot like A-Rod. Without purple lips.

[Northern Star]

I made note of the standing ovation Braun received in the Brewer's home opener. How stupid!

 

People are goddamn morons.

[Station 13]

Score some freaking runs.

[Palodios]

A win tonight would be lovely.

[d-money]

Go sox!! Get those bats going! Nava get on base

[VA Sox Fan]

Boston Red Sox (2-2)

Grady Sizemore, CF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

Daniel Nava, LF

Mike Napoli, DH

Mike Carp, 1B

Xander Bogaerts, SS

A.J. Pierzynski, C

Will Middlebrooks, 3B

Jackie Bradley Jr., RF

 

Clay Buchholz, RHP

[VA Sox Fan]

Milwaukee Brewers (2-2)

Carlos Gomez, CF

Jean Segura, SS

Jonathan Lucroy, DH

Aramis Ramirez, 3B

Khris Davis, LF

Logan Schafer, RF

Mark Reynolds, 1B

Scooter Gennett, 2B

Martin Maldonado, C

 

Wily Peralta, RHP

[VA Sox Fan]

WIN Dammit!!

[Wasatch]

Go REDSOX!

[jacksonianmarch]

Braun scratched with an injury

[redsoxrules]

Most likely a needle incident

[NativeBostonian]

And the Lord said, "Go Sox!"

[NativeBostonian]

Most likely a needle incident

 

But enough about his penis. Let's play ball.

[jopete19]

Herrera is playing 3B not Middlebrooks... late late late scratch.

[yeszir]

Give that man the gold glove

[redsoxrules]

XB is def not impressing me on defense.

He first missed Segura running by him and then boots the grounder

[yeszir]

Not the best start

[Wasatch]

Bogarts is taking things for granted. I do not like Herrera.

[d-money]

f***ing clay.Need better pitching then that

[d-money]

Destroy peralta

[NativeBostonian]

Need to take advantage of the Brewers aggressive batting.

[redsoxrules]

f***ing clay.Need better pitching then that

 

Doesn't help when your defense f***s up

[Station 13]

Wait this guy out.

[Wasatch]

C'mon REDSOX!

[Wasatch]

Doesn't help when your defense f***s up

 

Exactly!

[Wasatch]

Well, that sucked.

[d-money]

Nava stinks right now.Hope clay has a smoother inning