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10/16: ALCS Game 4 at Comerica

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What about the other players in the lineup who are also sucking?

 

 

 

The 9 guys on the field aren't the only players to make the roster.

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I hate to spill it over into this thread as well, but if the UPS headquarters were bombed by a series of F18's tomorrow, with all their chimp-brained employees inside the building when it happened, I would be the happiest man on earth.
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I hate to spill it over into this thread as well, but if the UPS headquarters were bombed by a series of F18's tomorrow, with all their chimp-brained employees inside the building when it happened, I would be the happiest man on earth.

 

Go Sox!

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I hate to spill it over into this thread as well, but if the UPS headquarters were bombed by a series of F18's tomorrow, with all their chimp-brained employees inside the building when it happened, I would be the happiest man on earth.

 

LMAO, what happened?

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Farrell let this game get out of hand. There is no reason for that in the playoffs. He has a s***-load of pitchers in the pen. They are not there just in case of extra innings.
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LMAO, what happened?

I ordered something off amazon and got guaranteed two-day shipping with it. The guaranteed delivery date being today. I have classes today, so I can't just sit here like a mongoloid and wait for that f***ing driver to finally make his round to my apartment at 6:30PM. Instead of leaving an attempted delivery notice or putting it in my mailbox (it's small enough to fit), like a normal person would do, like deliveries in the past have happened this f***ing asswipe allegedly leaves it lying against my front door. I live in an apartment complex in one of the shadier parts of Austin. Of course there's any number of things that could have gone wrong. Some other deadshit at the UPS office might have turned my address around and it went to a different building. Or maybe the address was fine and Joe Slapdick had no clue what apartment building he was at because he was too busy daydreaming about when he finally gets off from work and gets to go home to his smelly, piss-drenched, semi-boarded up apartment in the meth cooking district and plop down on his rancid tattered couch and drink himself into a stupor until he finally passes out and knocks one more day off his worthless existence, much to my delight.

 

Or maybe he left it at the right place but is just a negligent dickhole and just dropped it right in front of my apartment in no man's land (like his delivery report claims he did!), and some opportunist thiefing shitrag saw free merchandise perched right against my defenseless front door, and made the most of it. In which case it goes without saying that I hope that person is skinned alive with a soup spoon and then thrown into a pit of hungry rats. All amazon can do is re-place the order, but only if it's not here by this time tomorrow, and I need the f***ing thing for Friday, so that's not happening now. For some reason I thought UPS customer service would be something other than a catalyst for my homicidal thoughts, because the **** on wheels that answered the phone after twelve rings was a rude little snotrocket that made no greeting, passed the buck, and simply hung up when she thought we were done. So I hope she gets gangraped and eaten by a pack of coyotes too.

 

So yeah. That's what happened. I was hoping to get some sleep after getting back from class but I'm far too incensed for that at the moment. For anyone who's going to tell me to see a therapist, I have been for the past month.

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