4/17 at Cleveland

[Spudboy]

.341.

 

.362 this season entering tonight's game.

 

Garcia Sir.

[NativeBostonian]

Lots of crying going on in this GT. shits making my penis soft.

 

It's called Viagra.

[Spudboy]

They never go down, I just don't get it.

 

I would not make this assumption without research. I bet Cameron Diaz might have something to tell about Purple Lips.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Garcia Sir.

Do that one again.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I would not make this assumption without research. I bet Cameron Diaz might have something to tell about Purple Lips.

Yeah, he ignored her and went down on Jeter instead.

[User Name]

You people are all sick in the f***ing head. I like it.

[RedSoxNC84]

That guy beating the drum has to be tired by now

[RedSoxNC84]

Koji!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

User Name going to start a thread for Uehara

[RedSoxNC84]

UN not getting the prediction again

[wyo-sox]

At the risk of sounding racist, Uehara is so ninja

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

That guy beating the drum has to be tired by now

 

Lmao, he's probably drunk. That guy has not took more than a 30 second break.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

"Uehara is good at baseball" - User Name

[MJantomaso]

Not too shabby Koji

 

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-asian-guy-thumbs-up.gif

[jung]

Vic would have to do it over time for me to put him in the same class with Dewey. Dewey was really good over an extended period and his arm was ridiculous. Threw guys out at 3rd at home all over the damned place. Also Dewey never seemed to suffer from playing in a different ball park. Played them all equally. I would say Vic could be second to Dewey though.

[NativeBostonian]

That guy beating the drum has to be tired by now

 

You'd be surprised how long I can beat my drum.....

[Bellhorn04]

Tazawa & Uehara 9 up 9 down, 6 K's.

[MJantomaso]

You'd be surprised how long I can beat my drum.....

While fondling the giblets?

[User Name]

So should the thread be named "Should Uehara be the closer?" or "Uehara is a f***ing ninja, make him the f***ing closer".

 

Y'all decide.

[NativeBostonian]

While fondling the giblets?

 

Yep, I'm good at multitasking.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

While fondling the giblets?

giblets

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Jesus, the offense looked so bad just now.

[wyo-sox]

Somebody tell me why I shouldn't be worried about Middlebrooks.

[Station 13]

Middlebrook will never get s*** to hit. Nobody has given him anything middle or in since his 3 HR game.

[BornToRun]

3 runs up with 3 outs to go, get it done Bailey.

[Station 13]

Somebody tell me why I shouldn't be worried about Middlebrooks.

 

With the fragmented lineup he struggles. He does damages when the lineup is more productive forcing pitchers to give in.

[jung]

Nobody should have been giving WMB anything to hit middle in anyway. He is meat outer half until he passes a course from the Victorino school of hitting.

[Jasonbay44]

I love these Japanese pitchers

[wyo-sox]

Get the electronic strike zone already.

[NativeBostonian]

I erect Koji Uehara for closer.