The Opener - 4/01/2013 vs. NYY

[RedSoxNC84]

I swear they better play like this all year.

[CaliSoxFan04]

keep pouring it on!!!!!!!!!!!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Insurance covered by the Boston Red Sox.

[redsoxbeatz]

DOWN WITH THE YANKS

[SeanJohn93]

loving gomes fist pump its good to see some emotion in this team

[CaliSoxFan04]

go sit the f down joba and shave that stupid stache'

[RedSoxNC84]

Yankee stadium starting to look a lot like Tropicana field.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Joba Chamberlain is to pitching what Joba Chamberlain is to not being aroused by children.

[redsoxbeatz]

Did someone say "tape" this!? lolololol its 1996 apparently!!

[Jasonbay44]

Like seriously, why would you want to look like that? He looks like such a f***ing pedophile...

[onlybereaved]

Great outing today for the Red Sox. Even considering how terrible the NYY's are

[rorschach]

Yeah! Run knock that goofy-ass mustache right out of the game!

[jopete19]

f***, Iggy.

 

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Joba takes all his rape victims to Tropicana Field to do the deed. Why? No witnesses.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Tweet of the day:

 

Bradley has as many walks today (3) as Crawford had all last year.

 

Yes, please.

[Palodios]

Joba takes all his rape victims to Tropicana Field to do the deed. Why? No witnesses.

 

Forget Tropicana field. There aren't any witnesses in YS right now.

[CaliSoxFan04]

Joba takes all his rape victims to Tropicana Field to do the deed. Why? No witnesses.

 

I think he could do it at Yankee stadium right now place is empty!!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Joba landed the lead antagonist role on an upcoming episode of SVU. He'll be playing a pedophile with horrible facial hair. To prepare he followed himself around for a month.

[mvp 78]

I said libertarian, if I remember correctly Ross Perot was labeled as independent party, correct?

 

Yes, but as a 3rd party candidate, Perot was far more important than any libertarian/green/rainbow party candidate has been. The third party candidates since then have been underwhelming to say the least.

 

I believe the debates should include more than 2 candidates, but don't want to go on much more of a rant.

[BornToRun]

Tweet of the day:

 

Bradley has as many walks today (3) as Crawford had all last year.

 

Yes, please.

 

Holy s***.

 

So glad we don't have to pay that turd anymore.

[Jasonbay44]

Probably the first time a non pitcher has won player of the game without a hit.

[RedSoxNC84]

overbay, cervelli, gardner up next... Game over.

[redsoxbeatz]

Tweet of the day:

 

Bradley has as many walks today (3) as Crawford had all last year.

 

Yes, please.

 

lolololololololololololoo

[jung]

OK so digitally record it for posterity.....its baseball...we talk about tape in baseball. You record movies....you tape baseball regardless of the media.

[BornToRun]

Let's see what Joel's got.

[rorschach]

Great offensive outing today for both Iggy & Salty and even Bradley with all the walks! Who saw the outstanding plate vision/discipline/patience coming from Bradley and Salty of the strikeout king! Not such a great day for Middlebrook or Napoli, but overall great team performance.

[RedSoxNC84]

98 whoooo

[BornToRun]

Jackie has seen 26 pitches by himself today. Holy balls.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

OK so digitally record it for posterity.....its baseball...we talk about tape in baseball. You record movies....you tape baseball regardless of the media.

After reading this I'm mildly surprised that you can even access the internet.

[RedSoxNC84]

Lyle Overbay... pbbbbbbt