June 2, 2012: Red Sox @ Blue Jays

[SoxFanForsyth]

Next starts for Doubront (6-2) until ASB:

 

vs WAS (.678 OPS vs LHP)

@ MIA (.695 OPS vs LHP)

vs MIA (.695 OPS vs LHP)

vs TOR (.716 OPS vs LHP)

@ SEA (.660 OPS vs LHP)

vs NYY (.790 OPS vs LHP)

 

Could Doubront possibly be a 10 game winner by the ASB??

[VA Sox Fan]

Trade everybody. Including Ben the Boob. Ownership's out to get us.

 

[a700hitter]

Trade everybody. Including Ben the Boob. Ownership's out to get us.

Everyone is out to get you.

[a700hitter]

I'm pretty sure John Henry put a probe in my anus last night now that you mention it.

During beer pong?

[SoxFanForsyth]

Aceves: 3.86 ERA since April 6

 

2.38 ERA since April 23rd (after the NYY meltdown)

[BornToRun]

During beer pong?

 

My memory is a bit fuzzy.

[Beaneater]

A win tomorrow would be gravy. Lets do it.

 

It's a nice feeling, isn't it? Win the first two, and you're playing with house money in game 3.

 

Just watched a highlight of the Punto HR. Dang! When Nicky Punto can stand in the batter's box and admire his shot leaving the yard, the pitcher had probably better retire.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I'm pretty sure John Henry put a probe in my anus last night now that you mention it.

You bought a Red Sox ticket last night? Oh lord.

[a700hitter]

My memory is a bit fuzzy.

If he was able to insert a probe in your anus during beer pong, I don't think I am going out on a limb thinking you really didn't win.

[BornToRun]

If he was able to insert a probe in your anus during beer pong' date=' I don't think I am going out on a limb thinking you really didn't win.[/quote']

 

We won despite me. I made 1 shot in the first game.

[a700hitter]

We won despite me. I made 1 shot in the first game.

It's always good to be on a good team.

 

Also, the probe is bound to fall out of your ass at some point, so don't worry about it.

[BornToRun]

It's always good to be on a good team.

 

Also, the probe is bound to fall out of your ass at some point, so don't worry about it.

 

It never came out of Bill Lee's ass. That's for damn sure.

[VA Sox Fan]

It's always good to be on a good team.

 

Also, the probe is bound to fall out of your ass at some point, so don't worry about it.

 

Yeah. How did Cartman get rid of his anal proble?

[a700hitter]

It never came out of Bill Lee's ass. That's for damn sure.

He used to call Don Zimmer "the Gerbil."

[BornToRun]

He used to call Don Zimmer "the Gerbil."

 

I always can't help myself but to laugh whenever I see that video of Pedro putting that moron on his fat ass.

[VA Sox Fan]

I always can't help myself but to laugh whenever I see that video of Pedro putting that moron on his fat ass.

 

Me too! Classic.

[BornToRun]

Me too! Classic.

 

And even funnier is people putting Pedro at fault for it as if he has any other options.

[VA Sox Fan]

And even funnier is people putting Pedro at fault for it as if he has any other options.

 

I know. I was at my brother's place for that game and my sister-in-law was appalled at Pedro, "Look what he did to that old man?" My brother and I couldn't stop laughing!

[BornToRun]

I know. I was at my brother's place for that game and my sister-in-law was appalled at Pedro' date=' "Look what he did to that old man?" My brother and I couldn't stop laughing![/quote']

 

Didn't zim cry after the game at his press conference, too?

[VA Sox Fan]

Didn't zim cry after the game at his press conference' date=' too?[/quote']

 

Yeah, he got choked up. He was actually apologizing for his actions.

[BornToRun]

Yeah' date=' he got choked up. He was actually apologizing for his actions.[/quote']

 

God I hate the Yankees.

[VA Sox Fan]

God I hate the Yankees.

 

It's a must of us Sox fans. I guess you were probably around 7 when that happened so wouldn't exactly remember. Youngin'

[a700hitter]

I always can't help myself but to laugh whenever I see that video of Pedro putting that moron on his fat ass.

Here's a story about the Zimmer -Pedro incident that will prove that i am a very intense fan. In August of 2004, my company brought this lady in from a big bank to head my section of the Law Department. She had a meeting with me and 3 others who would be her direct reports. At the end of the meeting baseball came up and someone mentioned that I was a Red Sox fan. The new boss then told me that she grew up in the Bronx and that she was a very big Yankee fan. I told her that I could live with that, but I would always be a Sox fan. With that she asked me how I felt about what Pedro did to poor Don Zimmer. I thought for a moment and then I told her that normally I would be very opposed to the abuse of the elderly, but in this case Zimmer had that and more coming to him since 1978 when he buried Bill lee in the pen and pitched Bob Sprowl against the Yankees. She looked at me and laughed and said, "why don't you tell me how you really feel." We never had a problem. Only a sick fan would risk offending a new boss in that way.

[VA Sox Fan]

Here's a story about the Zimmer -Pedro incident that will prove that i am a very intense fan. In August of 2004' date=' my company brought this lady in from a big bank to head my section of the Law Department. She had a meeting with me and 3 others who would be her direct reports. At the end of the meeting baseball came up and someone mentioned that I was a Red Sox fan. The new boss then told me that she grew up in the Bronx and that she was a very big Yankee fan. I told her that I could live with that, but I would always be a Sox fan. With that she asked me how I felt about what Pedro did to poor Don Zimmer. I thought for a moment and then I told her that normally I would be very opposed to the abuse of the elderly, but in this case Zimmer had that and more coming to him since 1978 when he buried Bill lee in the pen and pitched Bob Sprowl against the Yankees. She looked at me and laughed and said, "why don't you tell me how you really feel." We never had a problem. Only a sick fan would risk offending a new boss in that way.[/quote']

 

 

Great story! But you don't need to prove that you're a very intense fan, fred;)

 

We can tell, somehow......

[BornToRun]

It's a must of us Sox fans. I guess you were probably around 7 when that happened so wouldn't exactly remember. Youngin'

 

No I had some catching up to do on the history when I first got into baseball. I'm like a rock now, though. I probably know more than what's healthy.

[BornToRun]

Here's a story about the Zimmer -Pedro incident that will prove that i am a very intense fan. In August of 2004' date=' my company brought this lady in from a big bank to head my section of the Law Department. She had a meeting with me and 3 others who would be her direct reports. At the end of the meeting baseball came up and someone mentioned that I was a Red Sox fan. The new boss then told me that she grew up in the Bronx and that she was a very big Yankee fan. I told her that I could live with that, but I would always be a Sox fan. With that she asked me how I felt about what Pedro did to poor Don Zimmer. I thought for a moment and then I told her that normally I would be very opposed to the abuse of the elderly, but in this case Zimmer had that and more coming to him since 1978 when he buried Bill lee in the pen and pitched Bob Sprowl against the Yankees. She looked at me and laughed and said, "why don't you tell me how you really feel." We never had a problem. Only a sick fan would risk offending a new boss in that way.[/quote']

 

Seriously. You're in a pennant race and you bury a guy like lee for personal reasons? Freaking jackass.

[VA Sox Fan]

No I some catching up to do on the history when I first got into baseball. I'm like a rock now' date=' though. I probably know more than what's healthy.[/quote']

 

Good for you! You could defintely teach me a thing or two!!

 

So what' up for tonight? More beer pong?

[VA Sox Fan]

Wow. I'm watching the PGA tournament and Rory Sabbatini's caddie has a green Red Sox hat on. LOL.

[BornToRun]

Good for you! You could defintely teach me a thing or two!!

 

So what' up for tonight? More beer pong?

 

I get the feeling that my insides would jump out of my body and beat my ass if I had one drop of booze tonight. I'm just going to chill and watch baseball.

[Bellhorn04]

Seriously. You're in a pennant race and you bury a guy like lee for personal reasons? Freaking jackass.

 

There's another part to that Lee-Sprowl story. The team enlisted Yaz to go to Zimmer and plead with him to start Lee instead of Sprowl. Zimmer pulled a bunch of clippings out of his desk with stories about Lee calling him a gerbil, and refused to change his mind.

 

I think Zimmer was also quoted as saying 'the kid's got ice water in his veins' about Sprowl.