7/29 @ Hawk's Whorehouse

[BornToRun]

We gather here today to watch the beloved Tim Wakefield collect his 200th victory as a major-leaguer. It has been a long road for Tim, from being a vital piece of the Red sox rotation to that old man who everyone wanted gone during spring training. Tonight, he dominates. The knuckleball will dance to the point that Hawk Harrelson will be forced to utter his annoying "STRETCH!" call on mere pop-ups to the middle-infielders.

 

A new streak of rape begins tonight, mark my words.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Awesome title :thumbsup: BornToRun mojo for the WIN!

[Thunder]

WIN TIMMY! Let's bounce back from the almost walk off yesterday.

[Emmz]

This ballgame is ovuhhhh.

[Youk Of The Nation]

We gather here today to watch the beloved Tim Wakefield collect his 200th victory as a major-leaguer. It has been a long road for Tim, from being a vital piece of the Red sox rotation to that old man who everyone wanted gone during spring training. Tonight, he dominates. The knuckleball will dance to the point that Hawk Harrelson will be forced to utter his annoying "STRETCH!" call on mere pop-ups to the middle-infielders.

 

A new streak of rape begins tonight, mark my words.

 

Hooray for rape!

 

 

Wait...no, I mean...uhhh...well, er, go Red Sox!

[redsoxbeatz]

Current Red Sox hit streaks:

Dustin Pedroia - 25 games, 44 hits, 9 HR, 20 RBI, 12 BB, .404/.459/.752

Jacoby Ellsbury - 10 games, 19 hits, 4 HR, 11 RBI, 4 BB, .452/.489/.810

Adrian Gonzalez - 8 games, 18 hits, 0 HR, 9 RBI, 3 BB, .529/.564/.559

Jarod Saltalamacchia - 6 games, 9 hits, 2 HR, 7 RBI, 0 BB, .346/.346/.577

 

That's quite a list right there.

 

Go Sox. f*** up the other Sox!

[Station 13]

Get your damn 200 wins Wake and GTFO of town.

[Thunder]

This ballgame is ovuhhhh.

 

THAAAAAA SOOOOOOOX WIN!

Which one though?

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Get your damn 200 wins Wake and GTFO of town.

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[BornToRun]

THAAAAAA SOOOOOOOX WIN!

Which one though?

 

The one whose broadcaster doesn't cause heads to explode.

[VA Sox Fan]

RED SOX (64-39)

Ellsbury CF

Pedroia 2B

Gonzalez 1B

Youkilis 3B

Ortiz DH

Crawford LF

Reddick RF

Saltalamacchia C

Scutaro SS

 

Pitching: RHP Tim Wakefield (6-3, 5.15)

 

WHITE SOX (51-52)

Pierre LF

Vizquel 3B

Konerko 1B

Dunn DH

Quentin RF

Pierzynski C

Ramirez SS

De Aza CF

Beckham 2B

 

Pitching: RHP Gavin Floyd (8-9, 4.11)

 

Game time: 8:10 p.m.

 

TV/Radio: NESN, MLB Network / WEEI

 

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Pitch well TIM-MAY!!

 

WIN!

[boston22407]

WIN!

Go Redsox!

[AtWork]

Ellsbury CF

Pedroia 2B

Gonzalez 1B

Youkilis 3B

Ortiz DH

Crawford LF

Reddick RF

Saltalamacchia C

Scutaro SS

 

/ejaculation

[redsoxbeatz]

Sorry guys, that lineup is INCORRECT. Gonzo is scratched with a sore neck (wtf? get over it you get paid 150 million $)

 

Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, DH

Kevin Youkilis, 1B

Josh Reddick, RF

Carl Crawford, LF

Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C

Drew Sutton, 3B

Marco Scutaro, SS

 

Not sure (with Gonzo out) why Theo didn't put Pedroia in the #4 spot and Reddick/Sutton/Scoot in the #2 -- Pedroia thrives @ #4

 

Sadly, I have to watch the Giants Vs. Reds on MLB network. Well, I like watching the Giants, a lot, so... Guess I need to buy MLB.TV now!!

[BornToRun]

Sorry guys' date=' that lineup is INCORRECT. [b']Gonzo is scratched with a sore neck (wtf? get over it you get paid 150 million $)[/b]Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, DH

Kevin Youkilis, 1B

Josh Reddick, RF

Carl Crawford, LF

Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C

Drew Sutton, 3B

Marco Scutaro, SS

Not sure (with Gonzo out) why Theo didn't put Pedroia in the #4 spot and Reddick/Sutton/Scoot in the #2 -- Pedroia thrives @ #4

 

Sadly, I have to watch the Giants Vs. Reds on MLB network. Well, I like watching the Giants, a lot, so... Guess I need to buy MLB.TV now!!

 

Bold= Der number 1

Underline= Der number 2

[redsoxbeatz]

Tito, w/e.

 

And yes, I guess it is better to rest and be safe with our expensive RBI Machine. I just want the Sox to beat the Sox. They always f*** us up.

[d-money]

Can we plz beat these guy?!!!!!They always seem to play us tough

[Emmz]

Sorry guys, that lineup is INCORRECT. Gonzo is scratched with a sore neck (wtf? get over it you get paid 150 million $)

 

Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, DH

Kevin Youkilis, 1B

Josh Reddick, RF

Carl Crawford, LF

Jarrod Saltalamacchia, C

Drew Sutton, 3B

Marco Scutaro, SS

 

Not sure (with Gonzo out) why Theo didn't put Pedroia in the #4 spot and Reddick/Sutton/Scoot in the #2 -- Pedroia thrives @ #4

 

Sadly, I have to watch the Giants Vs. Reds on MLB network. Well, I like watching the Giants, a lot, so... Guess I need to buy MLB.TV now!!

 

He's also a 150 million dollar investment. If it helps him to be 100% to take a game or two off here and there, then so be it. It's easy for us to talk about how big a wuss he sounds like for having a sore neck or as lots of you dirt dog lovers would say, a "broken pussy".

 

I'd sure as s*** rather be cautious than force him to play. Considering he has a history of playing every day (he has averaged right around 160 games per season) I think it's safe to say that it must be somewhat painful to work through if he's sitting out.

[redsoxbeatz]

He's also a 150 million dollar investment. If it helps him to be 100% to take a game or two off here and there, then so be it. It's easy for us to talk about how big a wuss he sounds like for having a sore neck or as lots of you dirt dog lovers would say, a "broken pussy".

 

I'd sure as s*** rather be cautious than force him to play. Considering he has a history of playing every day (he has averaged right around 160 games per season) I think it's safe to say that it must be somewhat painful to work through if he's sitting out.

 

Tito, w/e.

 

And yes, I guess it is better to rest and be safe with our expensive RBI Machine. I just want the Sox to beat the Sox. They always f*** us up.

 

i know.

[d-money]

s***** first inning.

[d-money]

Lets hope that knuckleball is effective

[redsoxbeatz]

8 pitch inning for Floyd, yikes.

[redsoxbeatz]

12 pitches for Wake, I like it.

[d-money]

Score runs plzzzzz

[a700hitter]

Reddick not looking like Beltran in that AB.

[AtWork]

Reddick not looking like Beltran in that AB.

 

[AtWork]

Salty! He's the best ineffective catcher in baseball.

[a700hitter]

Salty is a beast!

[d-money]

Salty!!!!!

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Salty is the f***ing man.