4/1 @ Texas: OPENING DAY BITCHES

[jopete19]

"JD did not have a problem with that all" Rem-Dawg about JD Drew not starting.

[Youk Of The Nation]

After all of the waiting so slow

I figured something bad had to show

I missed the first inning

(Though at least they are winning)

I fell down the stairs, broke my toe

[WhiskeyBreath]

I have pretty much zero confidence in Ortiz with a lefty on the mound. It's ugly.

[suns]

After all of the waiting so slow

I figured something bad had to show

I missed the first inning

(Though at least they are winning)

I fell down the stairs, broke my toe

 

What are you doing here then

[Youk Of The Nation]

Youk and Pedroia look great

Starting strong right out of the gate

but alas, Ortiz grounded

Wilson was not pounded

More poems, you should anticipate

[msubulldogs21]

What are you doing here then

 

He's dedicated

[italstallianion]

Yeah, I wouldn't count on YOTN being able to not post in limerick for a while, Ortiz at the beginning of the year against a lefty, might as well have started Drew at DH.

[bsox0407]

.500 fielding percentage. YOUK.

[Youk Of The Nation]

A broken pinky toe, my friend suns

Isn't worth having to run

To the nearest bone doc

I'll just wear double-socks

So I can stay here and join in the fun

[suns]

Damn.

[italstallianion]

Oh snap.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Come on Lester...

[transcam21]

Ah hell

[yeszir]

Ugh not the best start to lester's year

[italstallianion]

Maybe we should send Lester to the Guardians since they both suck.

[bsox0407]

2 outs.

[suns]

Hey did you know Masterson is the tribe's number 2 starter...shows how bad the rotation is

[Wasatch]

Good call, 2 outs.

[italstallianion]

Hmm, that's interesting. I never knew that if you get hit with the ball thrown by a fielder while running inside the baseline that you're out.

[a700hitter]

Lester is doing his Josh Beckett impersonation?

[bsox0407]

Youks up to a .667 fielding percentage.

[bsox0407]

Hmm' date=' that's interesting. I never knew that if you get hit with the ball thrown by a fielder while running inside the baseline that you're out.[/quote']

 

yeah you have to run in the box. pretty routine.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Home runs to Kinsler and Cruz

Is certianly upsetting news

But try not to feel cursed

It could always be worse

We could be Tribe fans, watching them lose

[suns]

Always throwing shots at the tribe

[italstallianion]

yeah you have to run in the box. pretty routine.

 

 

What? I don't think this makes sense, or has anything to do with what I posted.

[msubulldogs21]

On the ESPN broadcast Jim McKean (the former umpire in studio) definitely looked asleep when they cut to him in studio.

[transcam21]

Hmm' date=' that's interesting. I never knew that if you get hit with the ball thrown by a fielder while running inside the baseline that you're out. [/quote']

 

The local feed in here in Texas made a good point. It's hard to make yourself run on the other side of the line because if you stay on that side of the line, you miss first base

[WhiskeyBreath]

The local feed in here in Texas made a good point. It's hard to make yourself run on the other side of the line because if you stay on that side of the line' date=' you miss first base[/quote']

 

Remy said the same thing.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Nice hitting by Ellsbury.

[suns]

Let him go