5/11 vs. Toronto

[Dipre]

It's only a hate crime if I commit a violent act against her or deny her the right to have the Vapors with sand in her vagina.

 

Seriously have you never read the Bill of Rights?

 

It has been updated with an: "Internet is serious business" clause specifically for Drew.

[Teddyballgame10]

Good game for Dice-K. Hope he is done for the night.

[a700hitter]

This is the best Dice K has looked since that ALCS playoff game in 2008 against Tampa.

[YeAuldBroade]

It has been updated with an: "Internet is serious business" clause specifically for Drew.

Is this like "Rainman's" serious injury list?

[Dipre]

Is this like "Rainman's" serious injury list?

 

Well not quite.

[italstallianion]

What a great start by Dice-K. Let's get him out of here while it's still good.

[Chamomile]

It was an encouraging start not just because of the results, but the fact that he didn't walk anyone, was economical and used his fastball more which is something John Farrell has been trying to get him to do since 2007.

[Spudboy]

This is the best Dice K has looked since that ALCS playoff game in 2008 against Tampa.

 

I'll take your word for that. It's the best I've seen the $104. Mil. man in a LONG while.

[YeAuldBroade]

What a great start by Dice-K. Let's get him out of here while it's still good.

After this inning, hopefully. I think it's important to try to get him to 100 pitches or more. It's May he needs to be able to hit that pitch count.

 

And he sure did finish off the inning impressively.

[YeAuldBroade]

on second thought...

 

Since it's 6-1 (at least) it wouldn't surprise me if Francona didn't send Dice-K out for the 7th to stretch him out a bit. If he does hopefully he'll yank him at the FIRST sign of trouble.

[ORS]

Not enough bitching.....

 

WAH!

 

For posterity's sake.

[YeAuldBroade]

Not enough bitching.....

 

WAH!

 

For posterity's sake.

I have a slightly infected hangnail on my thumb, seriously, and it's really annoying.

[Spudboy]

on second thought...

 

Since it's 6-1 (at least) it wouldn't surprise me if Francona didn't send Dice-K out for the 7th to stretch him out a bit. If he does hopefully he'll yank him at the FIRST sign of trouble.

 

Sound reasoning. Let's hope Tito has your insight.

 

If he can't get the first hitter out, he should be gone.

[Dipre]

Drew's such a pussy.

 

Walks suck!!!!! Swing the bat!!!!11!!!!!

[ORS]

f***ing Drew, and his not-making-outs-ness.

[YeAuldBroade]

Sound reasoning. Let's hope Tito has your insight.

 

If he can't get the first hitter out, he should be gone.

Agreed. One-hitter should put him at 100 pitches.

[Dipre]

Stupid Drew.....stealing bases.....Stolen Bases are for pussies!!!!!! HIT HOMERUNS....TUFF AND GRIT!!!111!!!!ONE!!!

[Chamomile]

I missed it, how did Drew get sand all over his uniform? It didn't come from his...

[ORS]

That was a "careless" steal, because JD Drew just doesn't care enough about the outcome of the game.

[Dipre]

I missed it' date=' how did Drew get sand all over his uniform? It didn't come from his... [/quote']

 

When he slid after stealing that base, a ton of sand came out of his vagina.

[Spudboy]

Drew had that beat even with a "good throw".

 

He's the Sox best base runner.

 

I hope I spelled everything correctly.

[Dipre]

That was a "careless" steal' date=' because JD Drew just doesn't care enough about the outcome of the game.[/quote']

 

He doesn't care about the game. He shows no emotion, and worst of all, he has no TUFF....or GRIT!!!!

[ORS]

Not true, his vagina has grit, from the sand and all.

[Chamomile]

Drew had that beat even with a "good throw".

 

He's the Sox best base runner.

 

I hope I spelled everything correctly.

 

Baserunner is a compound word.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

But he sucks' date=' and everyone that criticizes him is awesome!/BPEF[/quote']

 

 

Go f*** yourself, Dipre.

[Dipre]

Not true' date=' his vagina has grit, from the sand and all.[/quote']

 

Still no GRIT.

[ORS]

Baserunner is a compound word.

Not for Richard Pryor it isn't.

[Chamomile]

Not for Richard Pryor it isn't.

 

 

That's one of the best jokes I've seen on a message board.

[ORS]

You got that? I thought I might have dated myself with that one.

[Dipre]

Go f*** yourself' date=' Dipre.[/quote']

 

I am. To JD. If i can't fire knucklechildren to a poster of a hot chick like JD Drew, then life ain't worth living, and Ital agrees with me.