5/10 vs. Toronto

[YeAuldBroade]

Nancy has a case of the Vapors.

[italstallianion]

He should have waited until at least Tuesday so that I could have set my rosters accordingly.

[Lester82]

I have to admit not knowing a ton about Vertigo. Sounds like one of the Alfred Hitchcock classic movie flicks

[VA Sox Fan]

I have to admit not knowing a ton about Vertigo. Sounds like one of the Alfred Hitchcock classic movie flicks

 

It is.

[VA Sox Fan]

Shocker, Hermida w/ a hit and 2 outs.

[italstallianion]

Sounds like sand in the vagina. Like a made up illness so he can go out drinking instead of going to the ballpark. Or yet another injury from someone who can get a concussion by masturbating and knocking himself out by hitting the back of his head on the side of the bathtub.

[Youk Of The Nation]

who can get a concussion by masturbating and knocking himself out by hitting the back of his head on the side of the bathtub.

 

This is suspiciously specific. Something you aren't telling us?

[msubulldogs21]

McDonald has really hit a wall the last few days at the plate.

[VA Sox Fan]

Sounds like sand in the vagina. Like a made up illness so he can go out drinking instead of going to the ballpark. Or yet another injury from someone who can get a concussion by masturbating and knocking himself out by hitting the back of his head on the side of the bathtub.

 

 

I know 2 women who had it. I worked with a girl that took about a month or so off to deal with it.

[Lester82]

http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/film/undergrads/outlines/fi102/vertigo.jpg

[italstallianion]

 

I know 2 women who had it.

 

 

 

A bathtub masturbating injury?

[TedWilliams101]

McDonald has looked awful against RHP lately, I think it's time we use him only against LHP.

[italstallianion]

This is suspiciously specific. Something you aren't telling us?

 

 

 

Nope. It was just the one time, and it was when the Erin Andrews video came out. I damn near fried my harddrive putting that video on repeat and cranking it like Soulja Boy.

[transcam21]

HORSEFACE!!!!

[TedWilliams101]

McDonald has really hit a wall the last few days at the plate.

 

He just can't hit RHP, we really should have Reddick or someone else for RHP.

 

Here are his splits this year (yeah, SSS, but it's all we have):

RHP: .184 BA, .279 OBP, .237 SLG, .516 OPS (0 HR)

LHP: .368 BA, .429 OBP, .895 SLG, 1.323 OPS (3 HR)

 

All the damage he has done has been against LHP, I see absolutely no reason to have him face RHP. Theo said the reason he is up here is because he can hit lefties... so why is he facing righties too?

[TedWilliams101]

WTF is up with Lackey. He must be hanging out with Beckett too much lately.

[Lester82]

John Farrel... where pitchers go to underachieve

[italstallianion]

Where's the cardinals' pitching coach when you need him?

[a700hitter]

And props to JD Drew for finding a different way to miss a game. I had him starting on both of my teams today.

As soon as I saw him scratched, I knew that you had probably activated him.

[italstallianion]

As soon as I saw him scratched' date=' I knew that you had probably activated him.[/quote']

 

 

 

For the record, it's a Monday game and a lot of people weren't playing anyway, which is the only reason why he would be starting on both of my teams in the first place. I just wish that he got sand in his vagina when everyone else had a game and Drew would not be starting in the first place.

[a700hitter]

McDonald has looked awful against RHP lately' date=' I think it's time we use him only against LHP.[/quote']He's a minor leaguer. There is a reason why he has been in the minors for 8 years. If a RHP can throw a curve ball for strikes, McDonald shouldn't even bring a bat to the plate.

[bgo1967]

I know it is a bit random - but as a relative newcomer to the game I'd just like to say that Pedroia looks a hell of a player.

[Lester82]

I know it is a bit random - but as a relative newcomer to the game I'd just like to say that Pedroia looks a hell of a player.

 

 

He's also really 6'3 in person

[TedWilliams101]

He's a minor leaguer. There is a reason why he has been in the minors for 8 years. If a RHP can throw a curve ball for strikes' date=' McDonald shouldn't even bring a bat to the plate.[/quote']

 

I know and I thought they were only going to use him against LHP, but they started letting him play full time. I'm sorry, but even with injuries, a guy w/ .500 OPS vs RHP is not cutting it... at all.

 

Ahhh s***, I'm missing 24. Guess I'll just have to download it commercial free later tonight.

[VA Sox Fan]

He's also really 6'3 in person

 

Yeah right . More like 5'6 or 5'7. Saw him play SS in Richmond when he was w/ Pawtucket.

[redsoxrules]

Darnell magic is gone .... we need Ellsbury back

[DirtDog331724632256]

Darnell magic is gone .... we need Ellsbury back

Ells should be back in a few more days...The healthiest teams in baseball usually dont have problems making the playoffs

[a700hitter]

Ells should be back in a few more days...The healthiest teams in baseball usually dont have problems making the playoffs

No rehab stint in the minors?

[msubulldogs21]

Ells should be back in a few more days...The healthiest teams in baseball usually dont have problems making the playoffs

 

We keep hearing Ellsbury will be back 'soon' and 'in a few days'. I wouldn't be surprised if he's out for another solid month.

[TedWilliams101]

Darnell magic is gone .... we need Ellsbury back

 

Darnell is a LHP specialist. Almost all the success he's had has been against LHP.

.368 BA, .429 OBP, .895 SLG, 1.323 OPS all 3 HRs

 

He crushes LHP but can't hit RHP to save his life. I don't understand why they don't platoon him.