7/9 v. Mark Teahen

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Manny Ramirez tested positive for Mark Teahen

[BSN07]

nope, you see, mark teahen can be whatever race he wants, whatever color and what ever he wants.

 

hell, mark teahen can have 3 way sex with himself.

 

Everyone knows that Mark Teahen reproduces by mitosis. He will split in two eventually. Thus making the Royals the greatest team ever.

[schillingouttheks]

Everyone knows that Mark Teahen reproduces by mitosis. He will split in two eventually. Thus making the Royals the greatest team ever.

 

He has 3-way sex by himself because he ran out of women.

[Dipre]

Billy Butler has one of the ugliest stances of any hitter EVER.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Everyone knows that Mark Teahen reproduces by mitosis. He will split in two eventually. Thus making the Royals the greatest team ever.

 

Best one so far.

[Jasonbay44]

If Mark Teahen had sex with himself and had a son, imagine how good his son would be.

[Dutchy]

He has 3-way sex by himself because he ran out of women.

 

Source? I'm pretty sure it's because his sperm is too strong for condoms.

[BSN07]

Billy Butler has one of the ugliest stances of any hitter EVER.

 

Billy Butler is Mark Teahans nut rag.

[Dipre]

Penny needs to start mixing.

 

Guys are locked in on fastballs.

 

Throws a breaking ball, gets an out.

[BSN07]

Best one so far.

 

Thanks, I'm also fond of the Rubix cube one.

[Jasonbay44]

Thank God Butler didn't do anything, we would of had to face Mark Teahen that inning.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Penny escapes. Throwing too many damn pitches though.

[BSN07]

Teahen is warming up in the BP between pitches.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Luke Ho-Shaver huh

[WhiskeyBreath]

Youk is finally hitting.:thumbsup:

[Dipre]

Glad to see Youk showing signs of life.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Ortiz is going to go yard again.

[Dutchy]

Youk is finally hitting.:thumbsup:

 

It's pretty important to our season. Now if we could only get Bay to stop being an automatic out we'd be back to being an elite offense.

[Cocos Disciples]

The universe is shaped exactly like the earth' date=' if you go straight long enough you end up where you were.[/quote']

 

Dude, Modest Mouse, yes.

 

Arguable' date=' there are a couple different models/theories, I'm not even going to begin to chose one over the other.[/quote']

 

No.

 

Isn't Teahen white?

 

Mark Teahen's skin is actually a mix of all colors, which is why he appears white.

[The_Destroyah]

Teahen has no hair on his balls, cuz hair doesnt grow on steel.

[Dutchy]

Dude' date=' Modest Mouse, yes.[/quote']

 

WINNAH!

 

Mark Teahen's skin is actually a mix of all colors' date=' which is why he appears white.[/quote']

 

Wouldn't that make him brownish grey?

[Dipre]

Wow nice pitch from the scrub to get Papi.

[BSN07]

Mark Teahen is a cyborg robot sent from the future.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

 

Wouldn't that make him brownish grey?

 

The sky is every color but blue...or something.

[TheKilo]

Manny Ramirez tested positive for Mark Teahen

 

I liked this one

[WhiskeyBreath]

There we go Bay.

[Cocos Disciples]

Wouldn't that make him brownish grey?

 

Mark Teahen's skin also doesn't follow any rules.

[Dipre]

Nice piece of hitting from Bay.

[Dutchy]

The sky is every color but blue...or something.

 

It absorbs every color but blue, which it reflects. But if Teahen was of all colors, that means he reflects every color, and he would be brownish grey.

 

Black means they don't reflect any color, that's why it gets so hot. It absorbs all different frequencies of light.

[The_Destroyah]

mark teahen dosent get haircuts, he just dares his hair to grow.