7/9 v. Mark Teahen

[Spudboy]

I just saw a KUNTZ walking across the diamond in a KC uni.

[schillingouttheks]

THE CAPS HAVE WORKED FOR A 3-0 LEAD IN THE FIRST INNING' date=' SO WHY STOP NOW? DON'T YOU GUY'S BELIEVE IN JINX AND SUPERSTITION? [/quote']

 

Oh my god. The CAPS mojo rule is that you stop when the first run is scored. I'm pretty sure that was made clear. The superstition would be to continue it tomorrow if we win.

 

Besides, I don't understand why everyone rolls their eyes at the superstition. It's all for the fun of it, not that we actually believe it. Jeez.

[Dipre]

CAPS LOCK REPRESENT FURY, AND WE ARE NOT THAT FURIOUS.

[TheKilo]

Man, Brad Penny's been nothing but solid the last two months or so.

[WhiskeyBreath]

It's pretty bad when Ortiz can speak his second language better than Mumbles Menino can speak English.

[Dojji]

I just saw a KUNTZ walking across the diamond in a KC uni.

 

That is indeed the infamous Rusty Kuntz.

[BSN07]

WTF! Teahen K'd. I don't even believe it' date=' I bet it was someone pretending to be Teahen.[/quote']

 

Teahen was scene leaving a phone booth in blue tights prior to his AB. So that couldn't have been him.

[Spudboy]

Man' date=' Brad Penny's been nothing but solid the last two months or so.[/quote']

 

That's why I'd like to see him get a W.

[schillingouttheks]

That is indeed the infamous Rusty Kuntz.

 

I don't know how his mother took herself seriously when she was laying in the bed after her delivery and said, "I shall name you Rusty, Rusty Kuntz."

[Dipre]

Teahen was scene leaving a phone booth in blue tights prior to his AB. So that couldn't have been him.

 

Teahen is so awesome he has his own set of imposters.

[BSN07]

Man' date=' Brad Penny's been nothing but solid the last two months or so.[/quote']

 

And you killed me this winter when I brought up his name.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Man' date=' Brad Penny's been nothing but solid the last two months or so.[/quote']

 

Yes, and some guy on ESPN was trying to tell me that Brad Penny is garbage, and talking all kinds of crap about "Red Sux" fans because we think Penny is good.

 

WTF

[ms_sox]

That is indeed the infamous Rusty Kuntz.

My internet crapped out for about 3-5 minutes, I missed it.

[TedWilliams101]

Oh my god. The CAPS mojo rule is that you stop when the first run is scored. I'm pretty sure that was made clear. The superstition would be to continue it tomorrow if we win.

 

Besides, I don't understand why everyone rolls their eyes at the superstition. It's all for the fun of it, not that we actually believe it. Jeez.

 

Didn't realize there was a mojo rule for Caps.

[BSN07]

I don't know how his mother took herself seriously when she was laying in the bed after her delivery and said' date=' "I shall name you Rusty, Rusty Kuntz."[/quote']

 

Is that really his name?

[WhiskeyBreath]

Man' date=' Brad Penny's been nothing but solid the last two months or so.[/quote']

 

Def. Something like a 2.20 era his last 5 starts.

[Dutchy]

Question: If TEAHEN hits the ball so hard that it does a lap around the earth, then comes back into the park and is caught by J.D. Drew, is that a run or an out?

[Dojji]

Green's back?

[WhiskeyBreath]

Nice! They keep testing his arm.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

So. Does Guillen not have a good arm anymore? We seem to be taking 2nd on him.

[Jasonbay44]

Question: If TEAHEN hits the ball so hard that it does a lap around the earth' date=' then comes back into the park and is caught by J.D. Drew, is that a run or an out?[/quote']

 

It would result in 2 homers, because it is Mark Teahen who hit it.

[Spudboy]

Nice hitting and aggressive base running by Green.

[BSN07]

Question: If TEAHEN hits the ball so hard that it does a lap around the earth' date=' then comes back into the park and is caught by J.D. Drew, is that a run or an out?[/quote']

 

Now that's a proper question:lol:

[schillingouttheks]

Is that really his name?

 

His name is Russell. His mother still should have known better.

[Dutchy]

You guys ever had a white hot dog before? I don't know what's in them, and I don't care. They're delicious.

[Javier Lopez]

It would result in 2 homers' date=' because it is Mark Teahen who hit it.[/quote']

 

lol

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Mark Teahen once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills...they made him blink.

[Dojji]

You guys ever had a white hot dog before? I don't know what's in them, and I don't care. They're delicious.

 

Probably turkey.

[Dipre]

Wow nice pitch to get Drew.

[Dutchy]

It would result in 2 homers' date=' because it is Mark Teahen who hit it.[/quote']

 

Ahhhh, OK. That totally makes sense, thanks buddy!