How will Red Sox finish the offseason?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

*hurls*

 

You know what they say, whenever you make something that's foolproof, someone invents a better fool.

 

I'm not sure if you detected the sarcasm or not...

 

:stop::wtf:

 

 

Man that is a horrible deal for the Sox. I come up with some doozies. I'd rather they keep everyone and sign Tek is there was a choice between the two.

 

Fail.

 

1. What a terrible trade.

2. Byrnes gives us 6 major league outfielders, not including Carter, Bailey, Van Every. No.

 

Fail.

 

I think you meant fool-ISH. That is the most moronic trade I have ever seen proposed. You are a fuggin dipshit.

 

For one..Ellsbury and Masterson are BOTH Better than Montero... Secondly, Byrnes hideously tore apart both hammies last year and is grossly overpaid...his contract is an albatross. If Theo takes him..he would be asking for Montero and only giving a couple of B-Level prospects.. Byrnes and Montero are both ANTI Theo players.. both display the patience of a 16 year old male virgin taking the tugboat to tuna-town for the first time... They are both hackers.

 

Was your trade proposal a joke...or are you really that stupid?

 

 

Colossal fail.

 

 

 

He was joking............

 

THANK YOU.

 

I was satiring someone's else's eagerness to 'sell high'.

[Dipre]

It wasn't really that difficult to detect the sarcasm.

 

So i was the only one who avoided a ride on the FAIL-train?

 

Yay!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

It wasn't really that difficult to detect the sarcasm.

 

One would think...

[JimEdHOF2009]

One would think...

 

No ********..Judging by the immediate reactions it would seem your attempt at sarcasm was not as well received as you thought--aye sport?

 

See..I think you are a chickenshit, horses-ass who threw a deal out there and now wants to use "weak-as-s***" sarcasm as a veil to cover his--"stupid-as-f***" trade he concocted while jackhammering his own thumb-- up his ass.

 

I can tolerate the simpletons of this board who screw up and get their asses handed to them...at least some take their lumps like men... You will tuck tail and run when pounced on for an errant thought.... You return to say(in his best Vinnie Babarino voice) tuh-huh-huh- what? like youz guyz thought i was see-ree-uz? about dat trade? Tuh-huh-huh-like that's really wee-id... like I swear to God I'm gonna die".

 

You are ill-equipped to get in a classical tit-for-tat with me s***-skins... Go back to knobgobbling the guys with more posts than you.....and think twice before steppin' to me.....bitch.

 

COLOSSAL ANAL REAMING.^^

[JimEdHOF2009]

It wasn't really that difficult to detect the sarcasm.

 

So i was the only one who avoided a ride on the FAIL-train?

 

Yay!

 

And YOU, are just too f***ing pathetic to live.... Hanging from Jaco-blows's nutz like a chipper, little dingleberry... You are a waste of seed.

[The Dustball]

Damn someone needs to take a breather. Sarcasm is hard to pick up on the net sometimes, just let it go.

[CrespoBlows]

OooOOooooOoooOOoo!

[Dipre]

And YOU' date=' are just too f***ing pathetic to live.... Hanging from Jaco-blows's nutz like a chipper, little dingleberry... You are a waste of seed.[/quote']

 

Dude, calm down, you need to relieve some of that stress, how about a night of passion with a lady of the night........

 

Seems those "bows of celibacy" as in "i can't get laid" are really affecting your mood and judgment.

[BSN07]

I'm not sure if you detected the sarcasm or not...

 

 

 

Fail.

 

 

 

Fail.

 

 

 

 

Colossal fail.

 

 

 

 

 

THANK YOU.

 

I was satiring someone's else's eagerness to 'sell high'.

 

 

I was 2 bowls deep and 6 hours ahead of you guys when I read that. It would have been hard for me to detect life, let alone sarcasim at that point LOL

[Mr Crunchy]

I envy your locale and the ability to score the best on earth at any given moment.

What is the price range if you dont mind me asking?

GoodMorning JimEd,good to see some blind rage out here in January,cant wait to see what you have to say when this s*** matters in April.

[riverside sluggers]

Masterson for Montero' date=' straight up.[/quote']

 

IMO they will trade Bowden before they trade Masterson

[BSN07]

I envy your locale and the ability to score the best on earth at any given moment.

What is the price range if you dont mind me asking?

GoodMorning JimEd,good to see some blind rage out here in January,cant wait to see what you have to say when this s*** matters in April.

 

Nope I never mind questions about the weed here or anything else for that matter:D

 

 

It ranges from different coffee shops. But Lower end stuff(I say lower end but it's prolly better then most in the states) goes from 6-8 euros a gram. But I get Orange(really really goos stuff) normally and that goes for 20 euros for like 3.2 grams.It doesn't sound like alot, but you don't need to smoke nearly as much. I smoke everyday and 3 grams last me 1 1/2-2 weeks.

 

I had 2 girls from America this summer staying with us while they where playing softball for our club. They wanted to try it, so I rolled them a joint, and like dumbass california girls they smoked the whole damn thing LOL They went to there room to hang out and I didn't see them for hours, one of the apparently was seeing things!hahaha It was so funny. The THC content is so much higher here then it is there, it's like almost 20%. Where as most really good stuff in the states comes in around 8-10%, most Americans come here and think they can be big boys and smoke, but usually after 10mins they can barely move!hahaha

 

 

If theres anything else ya need to know, feel free to ask. :thumbsup:

[Mr Crunchy]

The primo here runs about 400 a Z and that includes the jack herrer,the bubblegum and something called deisel?? The pot heads have changed in 30 years,it used to be the gangster types and the bikers who dealt it and now its the nerds who have learned the process of cultivation and how to improve quality...

Its so much better now than then, i cant explain how much better it is now,its like nite and day.

the commercial in bulk about 75-100 a Z....1200 an LB.

The laws are changing now and hopefully we will have a day when Boston is similar to Amsterdam with coffee houses that cater to the 1M mass residents who burn...

I understand they are liberal about using narcotics there as well but you cant buy them over the counter,is that true?

[rician blast]

For one..Ellsbury and Masterson are BOTH Better than Montero... Secondly' date=' Byrnes hideously tore apart both hammies last year and is grossly overpaid...his contract is an albatross. If Theo takes him..he would be asking for Montero and only giving a couple of B-Level prospects.. Byrnes and Montero are both ANTI Theo players.. [b']both display the patience of a 16 year old male virgin taking the tugboat to tuna-town for the first time... [/b]They are both hackers.

 

 

This is the sort of stuff upon which legends are born. Nicely done.

[BSN07]

The primo here runs about 400 a Z and that includes the jack herrer,the bubblegum and something called deisel?? The pot heads have changed in 30 years,it used to be the gangster types and the bikers who dealt it and now its the nerds who have learned the process of cultivation and how to improve quality...

Its so much better now than then, i cant explain how much better it is now,its like nite and day.

the commercial in bulk about 75-100 a Z....1200 an LB.

The laws are changing now and hopefully we will have a day when Boston is similar to Amsterdam with coffee houses that cater to the 1M mass residents who burn...

I understand they are liberal about using narcotics there as well but you cant buy them over the counter,is that true?

 

I wouldn't know, I have never messed with anything else besides Weed/Hash. And Weed and Hash are the only things I've seen dealt over the counter.

 

 

It's not actually legal here either. It's tolerated. You can have up to 5 grams on you before the cops can do anything. My Girlfriend's work just had the next door neighbor get busted for about 250 plants LOL. The tolerance here fluctuates, but I agree it should be tolerated everywhere. People are always going to smoke. If you legalize/decrimanlize it, you'll get a spike in use but after the intial rush wears off, it will level off. You'll lose the smokers who smoke because it's against the law, but in the end, the people who are gonna smoke are gonna smoke.

 

I think it could be legalized once the government figures out how to Tax and control it to there advantage. I also think they will need a way to test if youve smoked recently, DUI/DWI type thing. Not sure how the drug testing would work for compaines Insurance deals. But if it's not illegal, then I'd imagine they wouldn't test for THC.

 

 

If they can sell cigarettes that are known to kill you, and alcohol( we are all aware of the baggage it carries), there should be no reason you can't go home after work and fire up a bowl and watch tv.

[BSN07]

Crunchy, I made a thread in anything goes, just so we don't clutter up this one with our stoner propaganda:D

[Dojji]

IMO they will trade Bowden before they trade Masterson

 

Dude, just because Bowden is the most expendable of our young pitching troika doesn't mean he's ACTUALLY expendable. You really want to hold on to all three of Buchholz, Bowden and Masterson if at all possible.

 

Having 2 young starters who can step into an injury-prone rotation at a week's notice is more than a convenience. it might very well be an absolute necessity. Especially if 3 of our starters are Penny, Wakefield and a 41 year old Smoltz.

 

If you need a spot start on short notice and only have one guy in Pawtucket there's about a 3 in 5 chance that the guy has started too recently to make that start and you're left to use a scrub. With 2 guys the odds of being able to replace on short notice with a quality pitcher are much higher. WIth 3 you might be able to quit the Hansacks of the world altogether.

[riverside sluggers]

I didnt say he's expendable. Jumping the gun again, previously you acted like I was never in favor of Bailey or Carter as the backup. Even though Ive been touting that for the past couple of seasons, not a big fan when they signed Sean Casey

 

Diony say Montero for Masterson, straight up. I replied they would trade Bowden before they trade Masterson. I didnt suggest that was a trade I wanted to happen. You dont need to put words in CAPS to help your backlash posts lol

[Mr Crunchy]

Carter must have stone hands for arizona to give him away,they got tony clark hitting 4th dont they??

Masterson pitched fairly well last year down the stretch,if any are to go its going to be Bowden over Masterson

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

No ********..Judging by the immediate reactions it would seem your attempt at sarcasm was not as well received as you thought--aye sport?

 

LOL

 

See..I think you are a chickenshit, horses-ass who threw a deal out there and now wants to use "weak-as-s***" sarcasm as a veil to cover his--"stupid-as-f***" trade he concocted while jackhammering his own thumb-- up his ass.

 

Yeah... no you're right, I wasn't making fun of someone else's eagerness to trade Masterson. And yes I was totally serious about throwing Ellsbury in the trade talks. Because Jacoby Ellsbury is my favorite player, and I use his name as my f***ing screenname.

 

 

You stupid f***.

 

I can tolerate the simpletons of this board who screw up and get their asses handed to them...at least some take their lumps like men... You will tuck tail and run when pounced on for an errant thought.... You return to say(in his best Vinnie Babarino voice) tuh-huh-huh- what? like youz guyz thought i was see-ree-uz? about dat trade? Tuh-huh-huh-like that's really wee-id... like I swear to God I'm gonna die".

 

While I know there a couple of people here (won't mention any names) that don't hold me in very high regard... does anybody really think I would suggest trading Masterson and Ellsbury for a platoon catcher and Eric Byrnes?

 

 

I think you're alone there, Ike Turner.

 

You are ill-equipped to get in a classical tit-for-tat with me s***-skins... Go back to knobgobbling the guys with more posts than you.....and think twice before steppin' to me.....bitch.

 

You're not worth the time or the effort. You've already proven that you're too f***ing stupid to notice a mock trade proposal, and you get all up in arms about it.

 

 

This entire board already hates you and thinks you're an inbred, s***-stained little twelve year old who has zero social life and zero education, so there's really no need for me to shine any more light on it, 's***-skins'.

 

COLOSSAL ANAL REAMING.^^

 

Quoted for effect.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

And YOU' date=' are just too f***ing pathetic to live.... Hanging from Jaco-blows's nutz like a chipper, little dingleberry... You are a waste of seed.[/quote']

Too bad your little white seed had to leak from your mom's ass into her ovaries. If you had just remained an anal cumshot, we would never have to deal with this vulgar display of why brothers and sisters shouldn't make sexy time.

 

 

In comparison to you, BOY looks fit to be a moderator.

[Dojji]

I didnt say he's expendable. Jumping the gun again' date=' previously you acted like I was never in favor of Bailey or Carter as the backup. Even though Ive been touting that for the past couple of seasons, not a big fan when they signed Sean Casey[/quote']

 

Wha? I'm all for Bailey as the backup myself. I think he's earned it.

 

Diony say Montero for Masterson, straight up. I replied they would trade Bowden before they trade Masterson. I didnt suggest that was a trade I wanted to happen. You dont need to put words in CAPS to help your backlash posts lol

 

Well then I wasn't responding directly to you. There is a sentiment on the forum though that Buchholz and Masterson are so dear that maybe we can deal Bowden for something. That has gradually turned into trade suggestions that are basically Bowden-for-anything-that-walks-and-can-hold-a-baseball-glove.

 

Do not want Montero. I'm sure he's a fine NL West catcher but considering he'd have to improve his game markedly to make it as the starting catcher in the AL East, no thanks.

 

Definitely don't want anything that morphologically resembles Eric Byrnes.

[Mr Crunchy]

Wow,ovary leakage in the same sentence as anal cumshot?

Keep it coming guys,this is some masterful work y'all are doing today.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Wow,ovary leakage in the same sentence as anal cumshot?

Keep it coming guys,this is some masterful work y'all are doing today.

Just doing my part to put that little bum maggot in his place.

[Mr Crunchy]

well you get an A in creativity my boy

[JimEdHOF2009]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This entire board already hates you and thinks you're an inbred, s***-stained little twelve year old who has zero social life and zero education, so there's really no need for me to shine any more light on it, 's***-skins'.

 

 

 

Quoted for effect.

 

Well golly-gee shuckers.. I guess I am lucky I don't count on obtaining "friendships" and approval on an anonymous message board.. Obviously you do you f***ing hump.

[Dojji]

In before the ban.

[Cocos Disciples]

Too bad your little white seed had to leak from your mom's ass into her ovaries. If you had just remained an anal cumshot, we would never have to deal with this vulgar display of why brothers and sisters shouldn't make sexy time.

 

 

In comparison to you, BOY looks fit to be a moderator.

 

LOL

 

 

 

Yeah... no you're right, I wasn't making fun of someone else's eagerness to trade Masterson. And yes I was totally serious about throwing Ellsbury in the trade talks. Because Jacoby Ellsbury is my favorite player, and I use his name as my f***ing screenname.

 

 

You stupid f***.

 

 

 

While I know there a couple of people here (won't mention any names) that don't hold me in very high regard... does anybody really think I would suggest trading Masterson and Ellsbury for a platoon catcher and Eric Byrnes?

 

 

I think you're alone there, Ike Turner.

 

 

 

You're not worth the time or the effort. You've already proven that you're too f***ing stupid to notice a mock trade proposal, and you get all up in arms about it.

 

 

This entire board already hates you and thinks you're an inbred, s***-stained little twelve year old who has zero social life and zero education, so there's really no need for me to shine any more light on it, 's***-skins'.

 

 

 

Quoted for effect.

 

Well golly-gee shuckers.. I guess I am lucky I don't count on obtaining "friendships" and approval on an anonymous message board.. Obviously you do you f***ing hump.

 

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[BSN07]

Is it too early for either of these two to be drunk?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

In before the ban.

You're not referring to me right? He attacked me, I'm just giving him s*** because he asked for (and initiated) it.