June 8th @ Arizona - Drew's Big Game

[schillingouttheks]

We're goin' to the desert today...we're going to need some sunblock.

 

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Today we salute you, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer.

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeaaarerrr.

There are 24 hours in a day.

You're wearing 80-hour protection.

If the sun fails to go down, you'll be ready.

Don't forget the moonlight!

Your coconut-scented force field blocks out all the sun’s rays ...

And any stray rays from another sun ...

In another galaxy.

You're a STAAARRRRRRR!

30 SPF? Please! You might as well be wearing cooking oil.

Something smells delicious.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. 80 SPF Sun Block Wearer.

In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon ...

In the middle of the Sahara Desert.

Mr. 80 SPF Sun Block Weeeeaaaaarerrrrrrrrr.

 

Protect yourself, boys. That said...

 

WIN.

[mtbykr]

We're goin' to the desert today...we're going to need some sunblock.

 

http://www.marinpix.com/Dsc06683.jpg

Today we salute you, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer.

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Weeaaarerrr.

There are 24 hours in a day.

You're wearing 80-hour protection.

If the sun fails to go down, you'll be ready.

Don't forget the moonlight!

Your coconut-scented force field blocks out all the sun’s rays ...

And any stray rays from another sun ...

In another galaxy.

You're a STAAARRRRRRR!

30 SPF? Please! You might as well be wearing cooking oil.

Something smells delicious.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. 80 SPF Sun Block Wearer.

In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon ...

In the middle of the Sahara Desert.

Mr. 80 SPF Sun Block Weeeeaaaaarerrrrrrrrr.

 

Protect yourself, boys. That said...

 

WIN.

 

Here's the commercial:

 

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[adam123]

Good afternoon everyone. Can't wait for this game It will be great to see how Beckett does back in NL I hope he pitches well . GO Sox .

[Thumper]

Real Men of Genius

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[Cocos Disciples]

Well I am not God so ya I make some mistakes.

 

Understatement of the millenium.

[riverside sluggers]

Josh Beckett (5 games vs Arizona, 1-3 with a 5.74 ERA---Career at Chase Field in 4 games, 1-2 with a 5.27 ERA)

Eric Byrnes, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) RBI, K

Chris Young, 0 for 4, K

Orlando Hudson, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) Double, K

Conor Jackson, 0 for 3

Stephen Drew, 0 for 3, K

Scott Hairston, 0 for 3, K

Alberto Callapso, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) K

Chris Snyder, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) 2 Ks

Doug Davis, 0 for 2, K

///

Enrique Gonzalez, 0 for 1

Robby Hammock, 0 for 1

Miguel Montero, 1 for 1 (1.000 avg) HR, RBI

 

Doug Davis (6 games vs Boston, 3-2 with a 3.81 ERA---Career at Chase Field in 10 games, 2-2 with a 3.24 ERA)

Julio Lugo, 3 for 12 (.250 avg) HR, RBI, Walk, K

Dustin Pedroia, 0 for 2, Walk

David Ortiz, 2 for 5 (.400 avg) Double, Walk

Manny Ramirez, 3 for 11 (.273 avg) RBI, Walk, K

J.D. Drew, 2 for 7 (.286 avg) HR, 3 RBIs, 2 Ks

Mike Lowell, 0 for 3, 3 Walks, K

Jason Varitek, 3 for 8 (.375 avg) RBI, Walk, K

Coco Crisp, 0 for 2

Josh Beckett, 0 for 4, 2 Ks

///

Eric Hinske, 1 for 1 (1.000 avg) HR, 3 RBIs

Doug Mirabelli, 0 for 3, 2 Ks

Wily Mo Pena, 3 for 14 (.214 avg) 2 HRs, 2 RBIs, 5 Ks

 

Beckett this season on the road in 4 games, 4-0 with a 1.93 ERA

 

Davis this season at home in 6 games, 2-2 with a 4.11 ERA

[seabeachfred]

I also expect a win tonight only because of our putrid offensive performances up in Oakland have got to be better in the Arizona heat, but it probably will be a tough win by a couple of runs. I'm just not sure we're out of our funk yet with the lumber so Josh Beckett had better be on his game tonight. Gee, it would be wonderful in Lugo, Crisp and Drew had good games together to help us out.

[Rodney Harrison]

I also expect a win tonight only because of our putrid offensive performances up in Oakland have got to be better in the Arizona heat' date=' but it probably will be a tough win by a couple of runs. I'm just not sure we're out of our funk yet with the lumber so Josh Beckett had better be on his game tonight. Gee, it would be wonderful in Lugo, Crisp and Drew had good games together to help us out.[/quote']

 

It's not the heat, it's the altitude. Chase Field (aka The BOB), is the second-highest field in all of MLB.

[riverside sluggers]

Lineups updated. Youkilis gets the day off. Tito's probably going to use his M.O. from last year, sitting Youkilis, Ortiz, Lowell each a game. I imagine Lowell will sit tomorrow, Ortiz will then sit ve RJ

[mtbykr]

Well Drew's in there...the one good thing is he hit the ball hard yesterday, so mabey today it starts finding some holes.

[CrespoBlows]

Well Drew's in there...the one good thing is he hit the ball hard yesterday' date=' so mabey today it starts finding some holes.[/quote']

 

"Maybe."

 

Sorry, that just bothers me. :dunno:

[Rdsxmbnt]

hey-o!

[TedWilliams101]

Great start to the 15 game stretch of interleague play. Lead off HR. Lets go on a tear like we did last year during interleague play.

[lorddraco98]

Lugo goes deep!

[mtbykr]

Hopefully a sign of good things to come for Lugo!

[ORS]

It's not the heat' date=' it's the altitude. Chase Field (aka The BOB[i'][/i]), is the second-highest field in all of MLB.

Hot and dry helps too.

[schillingouttheks]

Haha, that was kind of a bomb. Nice job by Lugo.

 

...and Manny put a charge into that one too. Too bad it was foul.

[MANNYHOF24]

Manny is having s*** luck right now.

[schillingouttheks]

Bah Manny what are ya swingin' at?

[MANNYHOF24]

Manny probably should have about 13-14 homeruns right now.

[schillingouttheks]

Drew, seriously. Get a hit next time. These dinky tappers near the plate aren't doing anything for me.

[TedWilliams101]

Drew with a weak groundout. Big surprise.<_>

[riverside sluggers]

Cant read too much into Beckett's ERA against Arizona and at Chase Field. The only batter he fas faced is the pitcher Doug Davis

[MANNYHOF24]

Nice easy start for Beckett. Hopefully he can go 8 innings tonight.

[ORS]

Two IF pops and a K. Nice dominant inning to start.

[mtbykr]

Nice inning there by Beckett...still waiting to see Papi throw some leather around.

[schillingouttheks]

Nice inning there by Beckett...still waiting to see Papi throw some leather around.

 

I'd rather not. I'd just like to see the infielders throw the ball right to his chest

[Cocos Disciples]

Nice start to this one.

[Cocos Disciples]

Coco Crisp sucks.

[TedWilliams101]

Another Coco popup. Right now, a WMP HR every now and then is more productive than nothing from Coco.