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I want him to stay. My friend's cousin is dating Pavano' date=' and I want free tickets.[/quote']Pimping your friend's cousin for Yankee tickets? Have you no decency. You should buy the poor girl a helmet if she will be driving in a car with him.
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Pimping your friend's cousin for Yankee tickets? Have you no decency. You should buy the poor girl a helmet if she will be driving in a car with him.

:lol:

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Well she was in the car with him, and I think she was rubbing one of Pavano's few unbroken bones prior to the accident.

 

I swear though, it is so entertaining cracking jokes about my friend and his cousin.

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Apparently the Rockies are one of the teams interested:

 

The Rockies have called Baltimore regarding pitcher Rodrigo Lopez and the Yankees about Carl Pavano, whom New York would love to unload. Pavano, a bust in New York, has $22.95 million remaining on his contract, much of which the Yankees would have to eat for Colorado to get him. ... Agent Arn Tellem, on his client Kaz Matsui's return to Colorado: "It's the happiest he's been."

 

 

http://www.denverpost.com/rockies/ci_4659938

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I want him to stay. My friend's cousin is dating Pavano' date=' and I want free tickets.[/quote']

 

You'll have to aske her if Alyssa Milano was telling the truth...when asked if Pavano had, how should we say, "a package", she said something to the effect of 'let's just say the size of a man doesn't tell you the size of his junk' and laughed.

 

Word is he's hung like a field mouse...which shouldn't be surprising...he's already proven he has no balls.

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You'll have to aske her if Alyssa Milano was telling the truth...when asked if Pavano had, how should we say, "a package", she said something to the effect of 'let's just say the size of a man doesn't tell you the size of his junk' and laughed.

 

Word is he's hung like a field mouse...which shouldn't be surprising...he's already proven he has no balls.

 

His value cannot get any lower. If the rockies want to offer the yankees what they would offer for a healthy, effective Pavano and eat some money in the process, then they should do it. But at this rate, the rockies will likely ask for the yankees to eat 15 mil and send the rights to Vinny Castilla back, who has retired. Cash has swindled 2 teams thus far, lets see what he can work out now. If he is able to get tulowicz, I'd be shocked.

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His value cannot get any lower. If the rockies want to offer the yankees what they would offer for a healthy' date=' effective Pavano and eat some money in the process, then they should do it. But at this rate, the rockies will likely ask for the yankees to eat 15 mil and send the rights to Vinny Castilla back, who has retired. Cash has swindled 2 teams thus far, lets see what he can work out now. If he is able to get tulowicz, I'd be shocked.[/quote']

 

I would throw a fit if Tulowitzki is traded away for that useless lump of bruised flesh. A FIT.

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Pimping your friend's cousin for Yankee tickets? Have you no decency. You should buy the poor girl a helmet if she will be driving in a car with him.

 

You know the phrase "If there's grass on the field, play ball"? We'll Pavano can't get on the field, so I think his cousin is safe with him.

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