...As my lawfully wedded wife....

[HeadOfSoxNation]

I'm seriously considering scowering the internet for a mail order bride service that specializes in RedSoxFans. Finding a girl who likes the Sox around here is next to impossible. I get all the "Go Yankees...I love Jeter" girls and I'm sick and damn tired.

 

I really think I could make a killing creating a company that sends willing young brides who actually know something about baseball to the houses of Sox fans...and then maybe I'll expand into all the other teams. Especially the Yankees...only with them, I'll have paperwork errors that send big hairy old dudes to their houses by mistake.

 

That's it! This is my calling! I'm dropping out of college and starting this right now. Big hairy men, be ready for your assignments.

[RedSoxRooter]

I really think I could make a killing creating a company that sends willing young brides who actually know something about baseball to the houses of Sox fans....

 

You could easily charge a million dollars for both of them.

[26 to 6]

You could easily charge a million dollars for both of them.

Defintely. Maybe if they know a thing or two they can teach the Sox fans they get assigned to

[Youk Of The Nation]

Defintely. Maybe if they know a thing or two they can teach the Sox fans they get assigned to

 

 

Whoa, I think a good chunk of RSN just got owned.

[kreinbihl34]

Whoa, I think a good chunk of RSN just got owned.

 

Nah it's alright I got 26 to 6's sister at my house right how. :thumbsup:

 

Just Playing

[KeepTheFaith1229]

Defintely. Maybe if they know a thing or two they can teach the Sox fans they get assigned to

 

How about no? Stop taking shots at us in a completely unrelated topic.

[ORS]

How about no? Stop taking shots at us in a completely unrelated topic.

Oh no, he's not taking shots, he's just joking. Although, if you respond in kind, you are just being a prick. Besides, he's only here to "talk baseball". I didn't know you could catch the signal underneath a bridge?

[The Monster is my Mom]

Do I sense a little animosity between 26 and Red??

 

Edit: Spelling

[schillingouttheks]

There has ALWAYS been animosity between ORS and 26. Always. Goes back months and months and back into the 2005 season.

[He Hate Me]

There's always the other option of meeting girls outside Fenway Park...

[arbitrary]

Their usually effeing drunk after a game (which could be easier), but no one here would do that......eh?

I bet a yankee fan would, cause everyone knows they have no moral higher ground whatsoever....just look at thier team and ownership

[He Hate Me]

Their usually effeing drunk after a game (which could be easier), but no one here would do that......eh?

I bet a yankee fan would, cause everyone knows they have no moral higher ground whatsoever....just look at thier team and ownership

 

 

http://karing_51.tripod.com/fish-bait.gif

[arbitrary]

I know I know...

It early, just got to work, f*** it

[stocker323]

Do I sense a little animosity between 26 and Red??

 

Edit: Spelling

 

I'm not just picking on you here but we need to stop calling people Red. There are so many members on the site that can be called Red. One Red Seat, RedRuffing, See Red. We need a way to distinguish this. It's just been annoying me for a while. Carry on.

[He Hate Me]

I'm not just picking on you here but we need to stop calling people Red. There are so many members on the site that can be called Red. One Red Seat, RedRuffing, See Red. We need a way to distinguish this. It's just been annoying me for a while. Carry on.

 

you forgot redsoxrooter

[stocker323]

you forgot redsoxrooter

 

Well he's usually RSR so I didn't include him.

[He Hate Me]

wow. thats a lot of Reds

 

red demon

Single A 10-21-2004 9 10-28-2004

Red Fox

Single A 12-25-2005 1 12-25-2005

RED SOX

Single A 08-23-2005 2 08-29-2005

Red Sox vs. Dodgers

Single A 09-16-2004 0 09-16-2004

Red Stockings

Single A 06-02-2004 5 06-25-2004

Red85

Single A 03-14-2006 6 04-03-2006

reddragon

Single A 03-11-2006 1 03-11-2006

Redguitar985

Rookie 01-09-2006 311 03-30-2006

RedmondWA

Single A Yesterday 1 Today

RedRuffing15

Major Leaguer 09-05-2005 457 Today

REDSAWXLOVERRRR12369

Banned 08-04-2005 1 08-04-2005

RedskinRyan

Single A 10-28-2004 2 10-28-2004

RedSox

Single A 07-19-2005 0 07-19-2005

redsox1021

Single A 08-19-2005 0 08-19-2005

redsox12403

Single A 07-20-2005 4 N/A

RedSox1399313

Single A 06-28-2005 0 06-28-2005

RedSox24

Major Leaguer 05-03-2004 461 06-20-2005

redsox3311

Single A 06-28-2005 0 06-28-2005

RedSox34

Major Leaguer 01-22-2006 424 Today

RedSox4538

Banned 09-01-2004 84 03-27-2005

redsox4ever

Single A 01-23-2006 0 01-26-2006

redsox4life

Single A 06-05-2005 16 04-06-2006

Redsox9

Single A 01-03-2005 2 10-28-2005

RedSox911

Double A 07-16-2005 71 04-09-2006

RedSoxChick19

Single A 06-16-2004 3 07-13-2004

redsoxfan

Single A 09-17-2004 0 09-17-2004

redsoxfan17

Single A 06-01-2005 3 06-03-2005

redsoxfan2334243

Banned 08-02-2005 6 09-20-2005

redsoxfan4ever

Single A 07-02-2004 9 10-29-2004

RedSoxFan4Life

Single A 10-21-2004 2 10-22-2004

redsoxfan999

Single A 06-14-2004 0 06-14-2004

redsoxfanatic537

Single A 03-19-2005 1 03-19-2005

redsoxfans.com

Single A 10-03-2005 7 10-03-2005

RedSoxFnSUCK

Banned 07-14-2005 1 07-26-2005

RedSoxFox7

Single A 12-10-2004 12 12-27-2005

RedSoxGame

Single A 04-07-2005 0 04-07-2005

RedSoxGirl320

Single A 06-08-2005 5 09-23-2005

Redsoxhatcom

Single A 06-04-2004 1 06-04-2004

redsoxlover24

Single A 07-21-2005 18 02-03-2006

redsoxmania13

Single A 06-25-2004 0 06-26-2004

RedSoxNation

Single A 05-30-2005 0 07-10-2005

RedSoxNationAustria

Single A 06-09-2005 1 06-10-2005

RedSoxNut

Single A 04-27-2004 2 05-01-2004

RedSoxNut04

Double A 06-07-2004 25 10-20-2004

RedSoxNut041

Single A 04-03-2005 0 04-04-2006

RedSoxNut63

Single A 02-18-2006 0 02-18-2006

Redsoxpoop

Single A 10-01-2005 4 02-16-2006

redsoxredhead

Single A 02-23-2005 1 04-08-2005

redsoxrock2

Single A 12-02-2004 2 12-02-2004

RedSoxRooter

Banned 04-14-2004 2,911 Today

redsoxrule

Single A 10-28-2004 4 11-02-2004

redsoxrule2004

Single A 06-10-2005 1 06-10-2005

redsoxrules

Major Leaguer 08-18-2005 394 Today

redsoxsuck

Banned 05-07-2004 1 05-07-2004

RedSoxT

Single A 10-23-2004 2 11-27-2004

RedSox_04Champions

Single A 06-05-2005 3 06-05-2005

RedSox_aremyfieldoflovers

Single A 05-22-2005 1 05-22-2005

Redsox_fan

Single A 02-22-2005 0 02-22-2005

Redsox_ws

Single A 02-07-2006 0 02-07-2006

RedStripe

Single A 04-05-2004 0 04-05-2004

redSux

Banned 05-09-2005 2 05-09-2005

RedVenSox

Single A 08-24-2005 2 09-30-2005

redwings7117

Single A 12-31-2004 3 01-02-2005