Lol, too funny.
I "struggle to understand the game" but yet you think you could acquire a stud, MVP caliber, cost controlled superstar catcher for a package including a hurt DH (yoshi) and a platoon player who is ready to retire (ref). Too funny, no wonder you struggled past tee-ball.
As far as "Minor League Player of the Year", so what. Doesn't mean squat at the major league level where your man crush has failed so far. Remember, guys like Mike Bielecki, Jon Rauch, Jeff Francis and Yoán Moncada have all won the award. Let me know how many "stars" would go next to their names.
Smh......