Disposal -- you just coined the theme of the season.
Remember 2024, Year of the Disposal? When everything Red Sox went into the garbage disposal: gloves, bats, bases, bullpen gates, great starts by the rotation, TV remotes, season tickets, yellow jerseys, and a roster full of interchangeable bodies.
Feel free to add to the list... just don't touch that Neil Diamond 45-rpm hit single from 1969!