Okay, but you also said more than half our players "suck," and we easily have more than 13 above average players, even if you don't count defense and runnings as highly as I do or bWAR/fWAR do.
While Romy & Ref fall short of the 250 cutoff for the top 270 players in MLB by playing time, both are way above average in hitting. They are even top 30 vs LHPs. Of the 9 guys above 250 PAs, 6 are above ,735. Rafaela is at .714 and Toro & Campbell ar not on the 26 anymore. The Lowe/Romy and Abreu/Ref platoons are clearly way above average, as are Bregman, Story, Duran and Narvaez. That's 6 slost better than average and Rafaela above for me but not you. I can't see anyone saying "He sucks." That leaves maybe 2 slots out of 9 that could be called "Suck" DH and 2B. Our bench has carried us, including Romy, Ref, Anthony and others.
#135 in fWAR is at 1.5. The bottom 1/3 would be at 0.8 and lower. The Sox have 7 guys over 2.0 with Romy at 1.1 and Ref at 0.8.
The pitching side has more players that could be called bottom 1/3 or close to it, but we do have 5 guys at 1.0 fWAR or more. #135 among pitchers is about 1.0 to 1.1. The bottom 1/3 starts at about 0.6 or 0.7 and below. We have 6 above that, but one is Dobbins. We also have Bernardino and Weissert at 0.5 and 0.3, but one can say with merit, they are both below average, I guess.
I see these guys as easily above average:
Crochet, Chapman, Bello, Giolito Whitlock with Weissert & Bernardino as not "sucking." That's 5-7 pitchers out of 13 and not counting Dobbins and other injured players.
Bregman, Duran, Story, Rafaela, Abreu, Narvaez, Anthony, Refsnyder & Romy with Mayer as "not sucking". That's 9-10 out of 13.
Combined, I see 14 minimum as being above average and 17-18 out of 26 as clearly not sucking... maybe more.