Thunder

I'm off to a rough start because of the injury bug. Of course, I started with Ian Desmond and David Dahl on the DL, but I just got Desmond back Sunday. Aaron Sanchez and Donaldson are obviously too important to let go.

Win. Dance. Repeat.

If anybody needs an OF for a SP, I'm your guy. In a week or so, I'll have 5 ASG potential OFs.

At around this time last year, those names would be switched.

Don't we all? I mean, in my game last night, I came up with runners on second and third, 1 out, down 4 or 5 in the last inning. Nervous and hyped up at the same time, I rolled over a ground ball to short. I still got the RBI, but hell yeah I was nervous. It's human.

IIRC, that was the first real warm weather series at home. Weather was very similar to tonight, in fact.

There's gotta be a switch that just flips as soon as the weather warms up... This is insane

This is so great!!!!

This is why some people think baseball is boring.

What's going on? I'm tracking on Gameday while I do homework.

If we don't get something here, the game's over.

Houston will be the first team this year to blow a 3-1 lead, joining the Thunder, Warriors, and Guardians last year.

I've been in Arizona all week, thus my inactivity, but I have a couple hours to kill before heading to the airport, and I'm watching on MLB Network with the NESN feed!!!! Win. Dance. Repeat.

OKC fell flat on their face against the Rockets, and the Bulls looked much better than I thought they would against the Celtics. But, I still think the Celts will win in 6.

We know Wright will give up base hits. His efficiency comes in whether or not he can get out of it. So far, so good. At least we're giving him run support.

I wouldn't go that far, yet..... Everybody is entitled to an off night.

If this is how it's going to be, a blowout followed by a comeback win followed by a blowout, I'm going to lose interest in this team quickly.

Two men on, nobody out, and we can't score. It's the same story all the time, and it's quite pathetic.

I'm tired of seeing all these 1-2-3 innings. It's like we're a totally different team in the first 5 innings.

Porcello just threw 7 strikes, and Dickerson hit 6 of them foul. That's how you know you suck.

Win. Dance. Repeat. x2

Alright, alright, alright. These blowholes we're forced to call the Rays are limping into Fenway Park just how we like it. After taking care of business down in their shithole ballpark in greater Tampon Bay, taking two of three from Satan themselves, then 3 of 4 from Toronto's least favorite sports team (their only win this season), they go to New Yahk and get swept by those same Satanic individuals. Now, on this double holiday weekend, they come here for 4. Kevin "Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dah" thinks he knows what he's doing as manager, but both him and his pitching coach, Jim "I got a massive Hickey" are clueless f*** faces. What other team would start Kevin Queermaier, Brad "I'm too much of a douche to wear batting gloves" Miller, and Evan "I only act like a dick because I don't give any" Longoria and pretend to contend. Let's knock these fakers out of the water. RHP Chris "Every time I face the Red Sox I lose and it makes me want to cry to my mommy" Archer (1-0, 2.45) vs RHP Rick "Oh my god, these f***ers made me wait for my 20th win last year... Now it's time for payback" Porcello (1-0, 4.38) If you didn't get the Kevin Cash reference, it's a popular meme among us young folk. The inspiration can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmAUMhQ9puo

Jaso's dreads just didn't make sense to me. Unless he's a Rastafarian in disguise, no white person should have dreads. They don't look good on white people.

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not, but my post was.

Precisely. I expect to see him traded by the end of the month.