^How to liarpants.
Edit: This actually reminds me a lot of what Pettite was saying when he got busted. He was trying to shame people the same way, I think he said something about how using HGH once shouldn't ruin an entire career of hard work, etc.
I never thought of him as being full of s*** back then, but I kind of do now. He was dishonest, and he did cheat, but least he admitted it, something that Ryan Braun didn't do.
@y228: If he's religious, it doesn't make a difference necessarily, but you should try and stick to what the Bible says is right, right? If you're supposedly a very religious person, and you're caught cheating/being dishonest, you have to live with that. You're probably not going to live it down, because religious people are supposed to set an example. That's what you're usually going for if your PR is that you're very religious, you're cleaner than a preacher's sheets and you're an exceptional human being that cares.