Sorry Mike! I could not mention everyone! Hi Emily!
I am really interested in what the Sox are doing in the off season. This is really my reason for reemerging in Talksox.
In case any of you want to ask me about what I am up to, here, preemptively, are some answers.
No, I am not married just yet. But things are looking good on that front. My girl is probably the only woman in Ukraine that wears a Sox shirt and cap. I'd post a photo or two to provide evidence and amusement for all but she is very private and does not trust the interwebs. Truthfully, I'm pussy whipped.
No, I am not currently residing in Europe. Although I may be spending some time in central Russia very soon. At least they have good vodka in Siberia unlike that s*** hole St. Petersburg!
I lost over 150 pounds last year and have not found them fortunately.
On the self improvement front, I tried Rogain but that s*** accelerated the loss of my hair. Presently, I have 14 remaining hairs on my squash. All inside my ears and nose. f***. One of my attorneys is pursuing a suit against Ron Jeremy. Those pills did nothing to increase my male presence. Oh well.
I have all but stopped drinking vodka. Now I drink really good cheap Shiraz ( that's wine Mike ) from Trader Joe's.
That's about it. How the hell is everybody?