Kelly (2-6 , 5.94 ERA) vs. Moore (1-2 , 7.61 ERA)
After last night's beat down the scrubs from Petrograd are back for even more humiliation. The Sox may be destined for obscurity this season but they are generous lads who will do their best to share the shame with another team going nowhere.
Screw the Devil Rays and that s*** hole city. It's time to show the world that a team from a city known for crack whores and bad seafood is worthless.
Cy Kelly will go 3 2/3 innings of dominant ball followed by even more dominance by noodle arm Masterson.
Sox win and all is right in The Nation.
GO SOX!!11!!