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Hound - certifiable couch potato, perfect family dog Chihuahua - runs the house, bites creepy men Jersey Cow Cat - has diabetes, is cross eyed Black Cat - snuggle bug, everyone wants to steal her Tabby Cat - shitter, has massive digestive issues, feral

I just can't agree. He was the worst fulltime player in MLB last uear. It was more than a slump.

I have both, but only one shits all over the house. Get lost cat #3...

Haffenreffer. I've bought a few 40's of that in my time. Great for pizza and a movie night with my dog.

Well, let's wait and see how Kimmi says the meeting went.

I remember being inundated with videos of Rubby De La Rosa on here. We need to temper expectations a little bit.

Sandoval and agent met with team, stated they were not happy and would be open to a trade. You couldn't even make the best of it for 24 hours? WTF?

@johnheyman Panda, agent rick thurman of @BHSCouncil met today. Thurman: "if you want to win, why leave the ferrari in the garage?' Winnebago?

I know a few people who claim to get a "Bud-ache" whenever they drink Bud. I get migraines from certain beers, so I try to avoid it.

Too late. ANDREW W.K. IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT... HE'S RUNNING FOR THE PARTY PARTY. Link for you old folks: http://www.upworthy.com/this-wacky-rock-star-says-hes-running-for-president-28-reasons-thats-actually-awesome?c=hpstream

Nope, think bike messenger with artisanal beard shampoo and nerd glasses. Women can most definitely be hipsters.

Shoutout to the 4th amendment, the amendment that is trampled on more than any other...

So much for no personal attacks on here...

I'm more into Led Seppelin .

What is a Fugasi? I do wear scarves when it's cold. I tried twisting the mustache part of my beard last night and it looked silly. I'll have you know I only had a handlebar once and it looked horrible.

They have that at Gasparro's?

PBR is fine because it's cheap and doesn't give you the headache that Bud does. Is PBR still a hipster beer? I've been out of that loop for over a decade.

My heart kinda broke, honestly.

You could do worse. Yesterday, my FB feed was filled with dopes saying Barney Frank was their spirit animal. That's when you realize which people only pay attention to politics once every 4 years. Gross. Big Bank Barney Frank? GTFO.

What isn't to love about a commercial featuring a creepy anorexic guy that is sometimes in claymation? He is just a rip off of Dean's Home Furniture anyway. You think you'll like your purchase after you bring it home? "I doubt it."

GTFO. In our area it goes: Jordan's > Cardi's > Bernie and Phyll's > Bob's. Bob's is the Building 19 3/4's of furniture stores.

I saw the clog joke, didn't get the trolling part.

The post she referenced was 9 hours old. It's not like she went back a few days. I can't fault her for not having insomnia at 2am.

Jordan's? They'd at least know it from the NESN coverage.

This is a team that was built to win in the now in 2011 and signed some high priced contracts. That team absolutely failed down the stretch and the FO and coaching staff was blown up. They brought in Bobby V to right the ship in 2012, but that only alienated all of the players and brought them to a .500 record at the AS break. They decided to completely blow up that team with a ridiculous trade to the Dodgers. The next year, they made some shrewd short term moves and struck lightning in a bottle with Koji and Papi in October. Those two should have statues outside of Fenway for eternity. In 2014, they brought back the WS team and struggled due to age, injury and other factors. When the team needed replacements, the upper farm system was barren so they wound up in last place again and fans stopped watching after the team gave up on the season with the Lester trade. In 2015, they brought in some high profile free agents who promptly s*** the bed and struggled from April on. By the time Farrell was sick and replaced by Lovullo, that majority of fans were sick of the middling baseball and stopped watching. The kids put up a good fight down the stretch but still wound up in last place due to a lack of pitching. In 2016, they come back with largely the same team except that they brought in a guy to finally replace Lester. I'm not sure why the common fan would be excited about this considering the recent track record. Most normal people (i.e. not obsessives like us) have little to no idea who Travis Shaw is. Another year of suckitude would wreck the bottom line (attendance would be down, concessions would be down, viewership would be down), which is arguably more important to ownership than winning. They want to field a competitive team today and it's hard to blame them for that...