This thread does lack pessimism.
Let me give it a try:
This team sucks, they should have scored 10 runs off this scrub.
This team is the worst in the division, and i've been watching baseball for like seven years, so i know what i'm talking about.
Beltre sucks, Drew sucks, Martinez sucks, Papelbon sucks.
If this team had been really interested in winning instead of making money they would have signed Holliday, kept Bay, traded for Lee and Halladay, and DFA Ortiz while keeping Lowell at third.
How about that for the pessimism quota?