Dipre

My fantasy team approves so much.

And call rhet: CGM (Couch General Manager)

Beltre should have both Ellsbury's and Hermida's salaries deducted from his. Jesus Christ.

The Guardians now suck just a little bit less.

Something tells me this could end up being a major slugfest. Two powerful offenses that haven't really done much the past two days having really favorable matchups. The Red Sox crush lefties (specially soft-tossers). The Phillies crush righties (and Lackey's struggling). Could be a football score.

How's that panicking? We also need two relievers. Teams have needs.

Lol i was being sarcastic. When the f*** have you seen any actual indications of me pressing the panic button?

Lowrie= Damaged goods.

Lololololololol reactionary posts.

Changes need to happen, i tell ya!

This just in: The Guardians still f***ing suck.

Bard is completely and absolutely wild.

WTF Bard?

This just in: The Guardians f***ing suck.

DFA BELTRE!!!! DFA BELTRE!!!!

You forgot the mandatory vagina joke. I'm dissapointed.

Hastily made Cleveland tourism video lyrics: Fun times in Cleveland today! Cleveland! Come on down to Cleveland town everyone Come and look at both of our buildings Buy some food that's prepared near the street Who knows you might even see this guy You should come on down to West 6th Street It's the perfect place if you're a douschebag Watch the poor people all wait for buses Who the f*** still uses a pay phone? Here's the place where there used to be industry This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland Cleveland leads the nation in drifters Here's a statue of Moses Cleveland He's the guy who invesnted Cleveland YEA! Hastily made Cleveland tourism video( Part 2) lyrics: Fun times in Cleveland Again! Still Cleveland! Come on down to Cleveland town everyone Under construction since 1868 See our river that catches on fire It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS See the sun almost three times a year this guy has at least two DUIs Flats looks like a Scooby Doo ghost town Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die Our economy's based on Lebron James Buy a house for the price of a VCR Our main export is crippling depression We're so retarded that we think this is art It could be worse but at least we're not Detroit! We're not Detroit!

Not "Everyday Drew" he's the textbook definition of grit.

Ok, this is, by far, the best post in the thread. Well done sir.

Hey Jacko, i think we're doing it wrong. Who the hell are we going to have fun with if we get rid of suns? Think about it.