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Oooooooh, the "watch the games argument" the final desperate resort of the fan that lacks analytical knowledge. 1)Who's to say he is a product of the NL? You haven't "watched him play", you're not a talent evaluator and don't know jack s*** about statistics. 2) How did you measure Scutaro's range? Did you watch any games? Because his range ain't the problem, but his arm. 3) How do you know the FO's thinking to assure they'll trade Ellsbury? Can you confirm this? I'd love to get ahold of your awesome source, unless of course you're pulling this out of your ass. 4) If you've ever played baseball (doubtful) or watched the games (which now seems doubtful as well) you'd know the RF-LF adjustment is possible to make, not to mention that it may actually be Drew who moves to LF in order to stay healthy. In short, from reading your arguments, i have come to the very simple conclusion that you are not a troll, but a dumb-ass. You have an incurable disease called "stupid" that makes me want to go and load up on Nyquil just so i don't have to kill numerous brain cells and shorten my life span by reading the crap you post.

The fact that he's never played in the AL is inconsequential. And Crawford is leaving Tampa anyway. It's about production and financial commitment, not the player you have a hard-on for.

Excuse me, but i don't think you're being annoying enough. Can you crank it up just a little bit more? 'cause i don't think you've reached optimal levels.

Hey, the Dominican government is paying for me to study in Michigan, and starting yesterday, i'm on vacation, so i get to post, sleep, eat, lift weights, and generally do whatever i want as much as i want. It's a privilege i've earned.

He's younger, but would you care to explain why he's better?

Oh Snap!

Didn't V-Mart just get 50 million to be primarily a DH? Because Dunn is a superior hitter and could definitely fake it in the field for 90 games just like V-Mart would.

I'd give him an unlimited supply of Gatorade, chewing tobacco, bubble gum and condoms.

Pfffttt...i have a lot of imagination. The problem is that my fantasies revolve around getting Werth, Crawford, Gonzales, Lee, Putz, Downs, and Bell and spending money like the Yankees. Oh, what a team that would be! What my fantasies don't revolve around is the possibility of paying over 15 million dollars for a past-his-prime Jeter that, well, pretty much sucks now.

You've lived here longer than i have, so how can you not know that "African American" is now politically incorrect because not all Africans are black, and that "black" is the new word people of color want to be known by? Get with the times, man!

^ Them's fightin' words!

I know people who are talking about bringing in Derek Jeter are doing so out of boredom and all, but please allow me to illustrate how i feel about that. In my opinion: There's stupid, then there's a straight guy getting drunk at a gay bar, there's having sexual intercourse with animals, there's YOTN's sexual activities preference, there's being a Yankee fan, there's being a Pink Hat Yankee fan, then there's bringing Derek Jeter to the Sox. I hope this sufficiently explained my thoughts on the matter.

This made me lol. In my opinion, i think they're both wrong. Youk jokes around a lot but this was an attempt at a legitimate thread, which i believe he should have respected. He could have made the joke but attempt to add something to the thread. He's one of my favorite posters, but he's also a mod and should act accordingly given the circumstances. On to JimEd, not much i can say other than the dude needs some Anger Management classes now. I think he would have been a much better lead for that movie than Adam Sandler ever was. On topic: Rotation: Lester Bucholz Beckett Lackey Dice-K Bullpen: Atchison Miller (I think Young fixes him) Guerrier Feliciano Bard Putz Papelbon Lineup: Ellsbury Pedey Youk Ortiz Werth Drew Lee Salty Lowrie Bench: Scutaro Olivo Cameron Hall

Pfffft......you're one to talk. Your girlfriend has you grabbed by the balls so hard that every time you see someone make a hand gesture you get purple. Please.

He could serve as backup to Drew, Ellsbury and Papi versus tough left-handers. Plenty of AB's to go around. I found it really stupid that they gave him all that money to DH. It kinda doesn't make sense.

Obvious call-out was obvious. And Big Sexy (that's me) defends his manhood over everything else.

Oh, and without the use of heavy doses of alcohol, roofies, or kidnapping to boot.

I take offense to that. I've gotten more this semester than you have through all of your college life. Sorry, had to rub it in your face.

AL MVP, Cy Young, Comeback Player of the Year, Gold Glove, Roberto Clemente, Rolaids Relief Pitcher of The Year, AL Rookie of the Year and Silver slugger winner Kurt Suzuki complimented his usually excellent offensive season (.669 OPS, 82 OPS + which is adjusted for ballpark variations) by ranking 106 out of 120 in the above list. SELL THE FARM!!!!