I have a better proposal:
Deal goes through, you go away; deal does not go through, you go away; temperature drops, you go away; temperature rises, you go away; Lady Gaga launches another music video, you go away; Lil' Jon says "YEEEEAH" in a video, you go away; Carlos Mencia (your long-lost identical twin) says something stupid, you go away; an illegal alien enters the country, you go away; Gas prices go up, you go away; Gas prices go down, you go away; the Bruins or Celtics win, you go away; the Bruins or Celtics lose, you go away.
How about that one?