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i think hes soft because he hasnt been on the field for over 146 games in a 10 year career and only 3 times has made 140. he's been out of the lineup for reasons that i feel dont warrant time off example 1 being the 24 hour case of vertigo. examples 2-10 are the constant aches and pains that prevent him from taking the field,from the mild quad strains to the tender hammy to the pulled groins hes a career .280 hitter with limited power who gets paid like a 45hr guy and gets treated like a diva. 5 out of 10 years he has failed to play 130 games hows that skewing an argument? thats a fact that you seem to ignore when discussing jd drews courage and ability to play with the slightest pain. so 1 year he got hit by a pitch,what happened the other 4 years? he's tender and it aint from diving into the stands or colliding with infielders dont take this personally you seem be sensitive in this jd drew saga we got him,hes ours,i'll live with it and hes playing well now but based on his history we can expect him to lay down for a couple weeks before the season is over. thats idle speculation based on career performance and nothing else. god willing he will stay in the lineup and continue ripping the piss out of the ball. hes in the right locker room to shine and play thru the nagging injuries that may have kept him out of the lineup when he was in places like los angeles and st louis and even atlanta. nobody missed jd drew when he left these cities.. the fact that nobody else came close to bidding on him when he opted out of los angeles should justify my argument that yes,jd drew has a history of being soft and not playing thru pain and the rest of baseball wasnt going to spend 70M on a guy who cant get on the field on a regular basis.. let me be clear i want him to succeed because i am a sox fan and dont give a f*** who is in right field so long as they produce.
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ahh the ""I always loved jd drew"" tribe is coming out in force today. he's hot right now and doing what he's supposed to be doing at 14M per .571 for the month of june and taking charge as the big man heals.. fact missing a single game with vertigo is like missing a single game with cancer its hardly a 1 day affair vertigo is like being on a roller coaster all day long and to watch it come and go within what?? 48 hours?? is mind boggling. its easy to defend jd drew these days but a nasty case of ball rash or an inflammed instep or a sore masturbating hand is surely right around the corner. that said nobody should be arguing about the mans production and he is actually overachieving for the 1st time in his career.... i think hes soft i want 150 games from him just to see what he can really produce but now, in his 11 year career, he has never played 150 games in a season. he averages 116 games per season,somehwere ellis burkes is nodding in agreement. perhaps playing for this team will make him ignore the strain of a 162 game season where your body slowly gets beaten down,guys like schill and lester and lowell will be a positive force on getting him to play when he dont feel like playing.... vertigo? tommy herr came down with vertigo after his wife delivered vince colemans kid. nick esasky came down with vertigo after his wife decided to move him to atlanta,then divorced him.
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what gets me is the guys defending teamates on silent orders from management who have essemtially no choice but to throw at a guy then the player getting beaned taking the brunt of the beating and gettng the harsher sentnence while the good timers like crawford mickey rivers and craig nettles still walk erectly and can speak without a breathng apparatus... sean estes had the job of beaning clemens for mike piazza and the mets 9 months after piazza and the entire met team stood back as roger threw a bat at him 4 mos after beaining him in the head...estes wasnt on the f***ing mets in 00 that shouldnt fall on him s*** shouldve fallen on the muscle bound playboy dago piazza in october with the other end of the bat,he let it go and the yanks won in 5. you need hard guys in the lineup trot nixon was considered the tuffest man in the organization as a AA player in his early 20 he lost control of bats,would take a guy in a scrum and bend his arm back,claw do whatever but he was respected more in the a.m
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...and whoever's playing the Yankees - 2008 Game Thread
Mr Crunchy replied to ORS's topic in Other Baseball
the move made sense in march in may it disrupts s*** and sacrifices had to be made that were preventable with the proper management system and chain of authority in place -
Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3051 WORLD SERIES BOSTON RED SOX +300 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3052 WORLD SERIES NEW YORK METS +1100 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3053 WORLD SERIES DETROIT TIGERS +2000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3054 WORLD SERIES NEW YORK YANKEES +1000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3055 WORLD SERIES LOS ANGEES ANGELS +700 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3056 WORLD SERIES CLEVELAND Guardians +1600 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3057 WORLD SERIES CHICAGO CUBS +600 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3058 WORLD SERIES LOS ANGELES DODGERS +2200 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3059 WORLD SERIES COLORADO ROCKIES +12500 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3060 WORLD SERIES PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES +1000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3061 WORLD SERIES SEATTLE MARINERS +15000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3062 WORLD SERIES ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS +900 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3063 WORLD SERIES SAN DIEGO PADRES +10000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3064 WORLD SERIES MILWAUKEE BREWERS +4000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3065 WORLD SERIES ATLANTA BRAVES +2800 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3066 WORLD SERIES ST LOUIS CARDINALS +2000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3067 WORLD SERIES TORONTO BLUE JAYS +2800 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3068 WORLD SERIES CHICAGO WHITE SOX +1600 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3069 WORLD SERIES HOUSTON ASTROS +5000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3070 WORLD SERIES CINCINNATI REDS +10000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3071 WORLD SERIES OAKLAND ATHLETICS +4000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3072 WORLD SERIES MINNESOTA TWINS +5000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3073 WORLD SERIES TEXAS RANGERS +10000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3074 WORLD SERIES SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS +15000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3075 WORLD SERIES FLORIDA MARLINS +4000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3076 WORLD SERIES WASHINGTON NATIONALS +25000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3077 WORLD SERIES BALTIMORE ORIOLES +15000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3078 WORLD SERIES KANSAS CITY ROYALS +25000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3079 WORLD SERIES PITTSBURGH PIRATES +20000 Jun 15 - 1:05 PM 3080 WORLD SERIES TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS +1400 sox are real short at 3-1 and the yanks,despite being myred in malaise and underachievement as well as bad luck actuaaly appeal to me at 10-1
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Wang/Joba/Hughes/Kennedy vs. Papelbon/Buchholz/Lester/Masterson
Mr Crunchy replied to TheKilo's topic in Other Baseball
as of today theres no debate the yankee 3 havent won a game yet have they? they got joba going 6.1 ip over 2 starts and maybe they'll let him throw 80 pitches next time out. to me he looks like reggie cleveland. our guys? the last 2 no hitters,a game 4 world series clincher,and this guy masterson has been a tremendous asset this year 4 starts,3-0 record with 24ip and a 2.59 era?? we can afford to go easy with these guys christ we can go to a 6 man rotation when bucholz comes back and nobody would mind. ny on the other hand is battling for the cellar they have the dim witted mongoloid running the show and calling the shots while the baseball people are told to shut up and do what theyre told. 2 different environments at this hour and i like my guys development much better than whats happening 200 miles southwest of here. -
i been handicapping horses since i was 10 i am no better than any other giabrone when it comes to the sport of kings but i am also well versed on the subject so i wont embarass myself in conversation. the idea of laying 1-4 on a horse would normally make me laff at the concept but this horse was so much better than the rest of the field this spring theres just no way he could lose,none at all..... let that be a lesson for the people who never say never.
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yesterday in the 4th bedard had thrown 94 pitches 23 of them to pedroia in 2abs now i didnt like the idea of dumping loretta to annoint this guy as the incumbent i dont like how he swings from his heels either i didnt like him when he was hitting .150 going into last may either but over the rest of the season he performed and was an integral part of our 07 run. he needs to shorten up his swing,despite his approach which dragged bedard thru the ringer he still looks stupid when he's thinking fastball and someone drops a nasty slider on his ass but i have seen enough of him not to worry about a bad stretch such as this.
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and i was there for this historical meltdown want to discuss disappointment? how about 100,000 hot dog juice sweating degenerates braving 100 degree temps in the stands to watch..... beers were 7.00 which i expect 5.00 for a poland spring water which was flying off the shelf,the paramedics had their hands full with the fat f***s collapsing at every set of stairs...most of them women,even a few little kids,i saw a paramedic stick an ice cube into a babys ass who was over heating... but the beautiful thing,the thing that seperates nyers from the rest of humanity,the real gigantic ball kicking occured when the powers that be shut off the cold running water so the fans couldnt fill their water bottles up for free. thats good business but when 100,000 people cant flush toilets over a 5 hour day at the races?? ya,thats nice,it dont stop em from s***ing in the toilets even when they were overflowing. i was taking a leak in the jam packed urinal, lines ran 25 men and women deep 5000 people at a time in the bathroom,this wasnt the park avenue women.... thats right,women in the urinal lines next to me was jacinta from yonkers,who may have had a cock,im not sure what she pulled out of her pants but i never saw anything remotely resembling a vagina or the package that comes with it...anyways shes got her back turned to the urinal she dropped her drawers and let it go right next to me,all i could do was humm tom jones ""shes a lady"" for the rest of the day.. "" Well she's all you'd ever want, She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner. Well she always knows her place. She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner. She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady. Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine. naturally i was attracted to such a gift to the male species. i f***ed her in the parking lot about an hour after the race and my addage that i swear by is i wont stick my dick in anything im not willing to stick my tongue in.... think about that for a moment if you're disgusted you shouldnt be what are you prepared to sacrifice 1st,your dick or your tongue? back to the race. i bought a 10.00 souvenir program for my daughter,my buddy took it into the mens room to use the toilet... he comes storming out 15 minutes later holding his belly with extreme tenderness ""THERE WAS s*** A FOOT DEEP IN THE BATHROOM STALLS,I THOUGHT ID GIVE THE JANITOR A GIFT SO I TOSSED THE PROGRAM IN THE SHITTER..ANYONE GOT A PAIR OF SOX I CAN BORROW"" how does the state of ny get away with this? i guess its because the avg nyer has no problem being ankle deep in human feces. add this misery to the fact that the horse finished last,dead f***ing last on the big stage and i still cant believe there wasnt a riot or at least a good old fashioned beating. shame on the nyaa and the douchebags who ordered the water shut off i havent read the ny papers yet today but i hope they mention this outrage. monday mornings are difficult
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my blood pressure compiled with my diabetes causes strain on my kidneys and liver blood pressure meds make you retain weight by slowing your metabolism i vent for health reasons my tourettes syndrome stays in check as long as i have this board to vent on. now youk is a nice guy and i have become fond of him as he cares,loves the game and performs i heard him yesterday saying ""manny is having fun,hes in a spot in his life where hes just about as happy as anyone whos ever played,you boston fans hopefully appreiciate what he has accomplished and what his mere presence brings to the table"" then something happened that had to be related to the brawl... i dont want manny in a brawl or anyone who can destroy our season with his absence participating in this.....manny probably had a seat,grabbed a dip and stood on the dugout steps watching....all it takes in a case like this is a guy saying to him""WHERE THE f*** WHERE YOU""to get things going ive had it said to me in a club i ran as i wasnt leaving the cash register to break up 2 sissies,ive said it to friends who disappeared in a battle and took umbrage to their no show. i prefer him on the field id get pissed if he broke his hand on someones head throwing a right hand
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...and whoever's playing the Yankees - 2008 Game Thread
Mr Crunchy replied to ORS's topic in Other Baseball
fair enuff answer men im thinking its a horrid matchup with a 95 mph lefty going against this guy hey with all the bad things that happened to ny yesterday they made my afternoon with the walk off it was also nice for the 3000 fans who stayed -
i always hated the 2-3-2 format cause the lakers would always take 1 in the garden if i recall when boston had home court and won the 1st game like in 85 they lost the series when they lost the 1st game like in 84 they won the series in 87 l.a had home court and smothered us the 1st 2 games but game 5 was the dagger when magic made that shot to win it and we needed the next 2 on the road we werent playing the 04 yanks unfortunetly. somethings missing we need a fight,maybe a dirty play of some sort,an enemy to villify to get the men pumped id like to see someone send gasol 4 rowes deep then have kobe charge the court and tangle with say ....glen davis somethings missing its hard hating something you know nothing about and that something i know nothing about is the 08 lakers and their strange roster
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...and whoever's playing the Yankees - 2008 Game Thread
Mr Crunchy replied to ORS's topic in Other Baseball
he pinch hits giambi against ryan and comes out smelling sweet? very fortunate i had the yanks parlayed with the cards at 1pm wrote it off after cabrerra dropped the fly ball wrote it off when arod couldnt get the guys in from 2nd and 3rd and when damon got thrown out stealing by 20 feet of course the fansworth run made the remote bounce a couple times too blessed day but it wont last -
youk is a nice ballplayer but if he needs to show leadership ability perhaps he should direct it somewhere were the object hasnt hit 5 hrs and 20 rbi in a week maybe take it out on jd drew maybe take it out on anybody but the man he decided to chastise. f***ing idiot shut up and play baseball in your dreams you're manny ramirez in the real world you carry his bags
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our youngsters continue to shine as their counterparts in the bronx continue to fail. its as good as it gets these days
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...and whoever's playing the Yankees - 2008 Game Thread
Mr Crunchy replied to ORS's topic in Other Baseball
it was nice to see them spend 20 minutes interviewing his father. how do you yankee fans do it? i spend 10 minutes listening to that crew of masturbation addicts and i want to open a vein in my living room. I thought he threw hard,hitting 99 a couple times but this is MLB,throw 4,99mph heaters in a row and the 4th will be hit 400 feet.... i still dont understand this move at this time they have taken an effective tool in middle relief and turned it into a glaring weakness while f***ing up the starting rotation for the time being. this will put more pressure on the yanks pen for the time being and hopefully it doesnt destroy the guys confidence. -
Hank Steinbrenner, why is he so bad again?
Mr Crunchy replied to jacksonianmarch's topic in Other Baseball
i collected for bridgeport anesthesia as a client. good times ""is brittany there"" who is this ""this is sean from boston"" any reason you'd be calling the parents of a dead 10 year old sean? the kid got burnt to death in a fire....they dont mention that on the application like anything else in life you need to have a rubber soul to perform in this industry. ""oh i am soo sorry mrs smith...i do some billing for b'prt anesthesia and evidently they dont have your insurance information.....mrs smith i am floored by this and dont know how to apologize enuff....if you have a minute to grab your insurance card i think i can help make this issue go away,at least that would be the begining of my apology ma'am and again,i have kids and i am so very sorry for your loss....your group # was??your member id # is??....bless you mrs smith,on behalf of b'port anesthesia we apologize for revisiting this tragedy,i pray y'all have a good night"" BLAM balance in full or as us money hunters say BIF -
who are you dealing for marte and ya, i was joking but this joke maybe on cashman come 7/31.... and so what if i pipe up while i post here it doesnt effect me so long as i have the oxys to keep the balance.
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The Beckett Deal Revisited (or is it The Ramirez Deal?)
Mr Crunchy replied to BoSox21's topic in Boston Red Sox Talk
theres no value higher than the ring. beckett is young and lowell continues to play well ramirez is a future mvp for florida and ani sanchez is still out with another surgery. i think theo has a f***ed up obsession with shortstops and i also heard they kept hanley down to keep him away from manny when he was much younger. after josh beckett crushed all opponents last fall i cant argue with the deal there isnt anyone like beckett in october and god willing we get back there to do it again. -
...and whoever's playing the Yankees - 2008 Game Thread
Mr Crunchy replied to ORS's topic in Other Baseball
the combination of the yankee money,mickey rivers,reggie and that great aviator,thurmon munson made me hate them...before that in the early 70s i couldnt give a f*** less. the 90s squad was difficult to dislike individually collectively they played great baseball,hoad courage and dealt with adversity. then the boss came back into play and once again they were easily hated. from getting giambi sheffield mussina arod and before that,roger clemens,it was very easy to hate them and now theyre dealing with their worst case scenario which is complete indifference from the rest of the league. nobody cares or takes them seriously this season and that must go up the old mans ass sideways... in 04 when the yanks managed to gag up the pennant we had 20,000 sox fans standing on the sox dugout singing sweet caroline in yankee stadium. the boss left the lights on for the sox fans and instead of liza minelli's version of NY NY they played the sinatra version which never happened after a yanks loss. that was the end of the yankees owning us forever he knew it ,we knew it and it seems the only people who struggle with this concept are some of the ny fans who are dealing with mediocrity underachievement and a rudderless front office who dont know whether to s*** whistle or wind their watch. its valhalla for many of us -
osgood played well the other nite but by and large theres plexi glass around him in the form of nicky lindstrom and that defense. this wings team is excellent,make few mistakes and take advantage of oppurtunities when given... i figure its over this evening and the best team from october thru june wins i took the wings to go all the way after game 2 against nashville,i reupped the wager on saturday night but had to lay 380 for 100...i should be arrested for stealing.
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phil hughes should get you marte he'd be a plus,the yanks havent had a lefty that was effective for a while now sparky lyle still alive?
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offensive worries? why? this is baseball where the best team loses 60 games over 6 months and the defense puts the ball into play i may be wrong here but i believe we're#1 in batting avg,3rd in runs scored we have serious power at the 3-4-5 spots our#2 hitter was leading the league in hits,our #1 is a burner who gets on base our 6,youkillis(he bats all over the place) has a .400 obp,is a pitchers nightmare and has now come into his own with some more power,tek is a 15 hr guy,our 8 is hitting .300 then theres lugo at .280 i believe...jd drew,complete with vertigo and a strained cock this morning will hit 20 hrs and score 100 while having a .375+ obp. theres nothing easy here for the opponents this is the most balanced offensive unit theyve put on the field ever. we are no longer a softball team,we can manufactire runs,we steal bases,we sacrifice and we can go deep.... honest to god this is the best product theyve had in my lifetime now if ortiz is out for a stretch we may need a lefthanded bopper but sean casey is hitting 375 and isnt a horrible option despite his puzzling lack of power for such a big dude.
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Hank Steinbrenner, why is he so bad again?
Mr Crunchy replied to jacksonianmarch's topic in Other Baseball
ha i was trained by the mossad when it came to collections. handcuffed sonny,completely handcuffed and had limited recourse due to his credit being f***ed up i mean really when you have a rhode island school of design note and you're an unemployed glass blower how can i seperate s*** from shinola? i got vengeance but it wasnt nearly enuff. anyone remember the barcelona olympics being on pay per view? i ordered him the olympic simulcast out of barcelona,complete with the water polo,synchronized swimming and power walking events that year....cost him a few hundred anyways but then i cornholed the prick very badly... ""hi,this is john smith from 1 main st...i am leaving town on friday afternoon and wont be back for 3 months...would you shut my lites off from 9-1 and wait for my call to turn them back on please"" labor day friday the lites go out. nobody to talk to until tuesday, 4 days later....oooooooooof there goes the cookout and anything in the fridge rots out. i do have skills and can be challenged ethically by the way tommy boy congrats on the celts,should be a hot time in the garden coming up -
Hank Steinbrenner, why is he so bad again?
Mr Crunchy replied to jacksonianmarch's topic in Other Baseball
thats hillarious when i broke my teeth in this industry i worked for the zuckerman brothers in chelsea. 1 brother burned down his warehouse and was arrested the other brother flipped to the feds,leon got 15 years,jacob moved to new mexico. we had a lot of face to face contact back then in that arena we had physical confrontations monthly and most of us carried side arms into the building,not because of the customers but because of the neighborhood. anyways where i am now its different because the money i collect is from existing customers for the most part meaning you have to seperate them from their money while trying to keep them as a customer....youre walking a tightrope the construction industry is in f***ing shambles right now and we have people leaving 350,000.00 machines at our doorstep,at their last job site or theyre catching on fire. its about as bad as ive seen it. quick story here... worst f***ing i ever took in this business? when i worked on commision i had a guy fedex me 15K on a student loan which on my end wouldve cleared me 3500.00 personally. he calls me with a tracking #,the package comes in at 945am on the 31st,just in time. im hi fiving myself,bragging to my cooworkers on the new car i had in mind etc.... i open the envelope and the mother f***er mailed me monopoly money honest to God,15,000.00 in monopoly money it took me 3 months to calm down and 10 years before i could laff about it.

