He's slow. He can't throw the ball-- similar to Hanley in that regard, and he has chronic injuries. You keep glossing over that one, because it is hard to find a stat for it. He has 2 bad hips, not one. Last spring training he needed shots in both hips to get him back on the field and a bad back. I am not a doctor, but these are usually degenerative situations that can cost lots of playing time. As for his speed, he is below average even for a first baseman, but probably not by much. That is not a strawman. I am just pointing out that he doesn't bring speed or good fielding to the table. You can tolerate hitting slumps more if the guy has a plus glove. And speed is an element that helps run production when you are getting on base during a HR drought. When he is not hitting HRs, his run production is substandard.