I don't know the source of this, but I got this in my email:
NEW YORK—Citing a need for physical and spiritual cleansing after a Boston Red
Sox fan entombed a David Ortiz jersey in the floor of the new facility, the
New York Yankees buried former centerfielder Bernie Williams under 4,650
pounds of concrete Wednesday in the foundation of the new Yankee Stadium for
good luck.
According to team sources, the instant the 39-year-old Williams was completely
submerged in the rapidly setting structural material, stopping his voice as
his lungs and mouth filled with concrete, the sun broke through the clouds and
shone on the yet-incomplete field. Yankees part-owner Hank Steinbrenner called
the occurrence a sign indicating that the "Curse Of A Red Sox Fan's David
Ortiz Jersey" had been reversed, and that God was once again on the Yankees'
side.
"Any attempt to put a hex on the New York Yankees has been successfully
averted," Steinbrenner told reporters while standing over the still-wet
concrete slab beneath which, judging by the sluggish ripples and lopsided
bubbles in the hardening agglomerate, Williams still struggled. "Not that this
organization believes in curses. We're the Yankees. We believe the success of
our team is based purely on our players and their on-field performance. And we
act accordingly."
"However," Steinbrenner continued, "Bernie was on our last World Series team
in 2000, so we figured burying him under our new home certainly couldn't hurt.
Also, he was available, and his appearance fee was quite reasonable."
The burial ceremony, which delayed the completion of the stadium approximately
three weeks and cost roughly $1.5 million—$1,000 of which will go to Bernie
Williams' family—involved placing Williams into a six-foot-deep concrete hole
directly where the tattered Red Sox jersey was found.
Dressed in his full Yankees uniform and batting helmet, and clutching an
autographed ball signed by all members of Yankees' 1996 World Series team,
Williams was lowered into the ground and then covered with a combination of
concrete, fly ash, slag cement, and coarse aggregate consisting mostly of
gravel limestone.
Though Yankees officials did not allow Williams' family to attend the burial,
citing the fact they were not "true Yankees," they permitted the former
centerfielder to take with him a picture of his wife and three children after
Williams provided video evidence proving that all of his family members were
present and cheered during the Yankees' championship run between 1996 and
2000.
"Now, we're not necessarily hoping that having him in the foundation will mean
our outfielders will start throwing like Bernie, our hitters will begin
hitting like him, or our faster baserunners will start running like him,"
Yankees first-year coach Joe Girardi said. "Most of our guys are already
better than he was. We just know—and this is what I told Bernie's family—that
the good deed of letting a former Yankee permanently come home will be
recognized by the baseball gods and will translate into Yankee victories,
which will be good for the entire human race."
Williams, who was smiling from the moment he arrived at the new stadium until
his face could no longer be seen, was grateful for the opportunity.
"I would do anything to help this ballclub win another World Series," Williams
shouted up to reporters while standing in rapidly filling pit. "Just to be
part of this organization again in some capacity is an honor and privilege.
And even though I haven't received a thank you from the Steinbrenner family, I
know they are appreciative."
"This is what it means to be a lifelong Yankgluh ," Williams attempted to add.
According to Yankees president Randy Levine, the organization had been
discussing various ways to exorcize the curse of the buried Red Sox jersey,
under which the Yankees went an "unacceptable" 4-4. Levine said that it was
Hal Steinbrenner who suggested submerging a former or current player in
concrete as a good luck charm.
Interoffice e-mails confirm that players who made the short list were Yogi
Berra, Paul O'Neill, and current Yankee outfielder Shelley Duncan.
"Truth be told, we didn't even think of Bernie," Levine said. "But then we got
a call from his agent. It took a bit of convincing on their part, but in the
end it seemed like this fulfilled both of our needs."
"By giving Bernie this chance, we have once again proven why we are the
classiest organization in all of sports," Levine added. "Lesser teams would
have overreacted to this whole curse thing and buried Derek Jeter."
When asked if burial in the new stadium guaranteed that Williams' No. 51 would
be retired in the new Monument Park, both Steinbrenners had no comment, saying
only that they appreciated Mr. Williams' commitment to the team.