^^ 87% of stats are false. That in itself may be a contradicting stat...
First off, if a person is pulled over, "caught", s/he, I would assume, would demonstrate some pretty suspicious driving.
Want misleading? "Lite" beer, is not required by the FDA to be light in anything at all...except color. Pssh. So you're not really shaving off the calories, contrary to what you may have been led to think.
Gosh, I don't think I could recite the alphabet backwards even when sober. Hmm.
P.S. No I don't think that of you, it's just that I'm sick of some, let's just say, "nice"-person-who-made-a-very-bad-decision-one-night-careens-into-mother-and-stroller, stories.
P.P.S. Dwight Gooden has apparently been getting himself into trouble again...even nephew Sheffield (-oids, according to some of you) says he can't help him now.